Okay, I'm completely objective because I could give a f**k about either one of them, they bore me....but the 'is it, or is it not?' factor intrigued me...and so...

...I'm here to say, I know facial features, and can ID people, in the dark, at 100 paces with their backs turned, wearing hats and in 1/4 profile....

I say all that to say....

That is NOT Jessica Biel.

US Rag & Janice Min, LIE a LOT. The Aniston engagement anyone? Shiloh in Viet Nam anyone?