The last migration wrote:
**knock knock knock

"Mr. Bunninator?"

"Yes?"

"Did you order a 12-inch ribbed dildo from Eroticfantasies?"

"Um...."
"Sorry, but the postman delivered it to our house by mistake. I knew it wasn't ours. My gramma orders her sex toys from a different company."
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And OP - I wouldn't be embarrassed about going inside an adult store. They see a lot of people going in and out of the stores - professionals, students, older people, etc. Once they ring you up and you're out of there, hundreds of other customers will go in and they won't remember you were there. And all you want to buy are some oils, lingerie, etc. - they've seen people with freakier fetishes buying other novelties. It's nothing unusual for them. Really, sex isn't taboo. It's a natural thing and they see loads of people on a daily basis buying that stuff.