ObamaThePresident wrote:
Did your parents make it past 3rd grade? Were they on crack when they named both of you?

Okay, you're not gonna start on my amazing parents. Look at our backyard you dumbfuck, does it look like they made it past third grade? If you didn't get that, which you probably didn't, it takes SMARTS to make MONEY. They wanted something different and non-generic like most of the names here.