1. People who ask for bread the minute you greet them, like it's the same as ordering an appetizer. "Would you like an appetizer? Yes, we'll have 'The Bread'." What I meant was would you like to purchase a real appetizer?


2. People who ask to take their remaining 2 ravioli home. Eat the last 2 bites or throw it out.


3. When parents special order for their children. When I was little I had 2 options: What my mom ordered for me, or what my dad ordered for me. Not this pizza with sauce and cheese on the side shit. And crayons and buttons and clowns and whatever else to entertain them.


4. People who eat their whole meal and tell me they didn't like it.


5. When people find out it's happy hour and order 15 drinks in advance to cover them for the rest of the evening.


6. When someone demands I make their drink "strong". I do just the opposite in that case.


7. When guys order pina coladas. Grow some testicles.


8. Women who think you're hitting on their SO because you're friendly, cute and asked what he wanted to drink. It's my job lady, I don't want your balding husband.


9. When you tell a table it's happy hour and they reply with "We don't drink", all offended. I'm not offering you crack, I was telling you drinks are 2 for 1.

Edited By: SelFish 07/10/2009 6:13 PM. Edited 2 times.