AudaciousAudrey wrote:
Omg, everything. I am like a senior citizen.
I'm with you on this. I could sit here all day typing out my pet peeves and I'm sure I'd miss a bunch. Here are a few:

Work-related:
- People's phone voices. I can't stand it. Sometimes my coworker and I will be talking normally across the office, and then she decides to call me and use her phone voice. Like are you kidding? We were JUST speaking normally. You're not fooling me.
- People who make everything about them. (For example: "Michael Jackson died" "Oh my GOD I loved Michael Jackson growing up!" or "There's an accident on 75 and Mockingbird!""Shit that's where I have to go later!" or "My friend killed herself""That's so sad, my friend killed herself in high school!")
- People who talk so loudly I can hear them through their office doors.
- People who talk about their children non-stop. I don't CARE that your child is now pooping in the toilet, please go away.
- People who scroll really loudly to where I can hear them.
- HUMMERS AND WHISTLERS
- People who walk really fast and loud. What, are you in a bigger hurry than everyone else? Are you more important?
- People who take smoke breaks. I don't get random breaks throughout the day, and neither should you!
- People who giggle to coworkers. We're adults. Laugh like one.

I could go on...

General pet peeves:
- When people scrape utensils against their teeth.
- Bad drivers
- People with really long nails - even if they're well-groomed, I think it's disgusting
- People with visible blackheads.
- When you can actually hear people's thighs rub together. Ew.
- People who let their highlights grow out so their roots are disgusting.
- People with yellow teeth
- Bad grammar. My biggest grammar pet peeve right now is misuse of who/that. For example, saying "girls that have brown hair" instead of "girls who have brown hair"
- Bad spellers. How can you go through life for 25 years and STILL confuse you're/your and their/there/they're? Are these people retarded?
- People at grocery stores. People are slow and always congregating where I need to be. Then I always get in line behind some slow asshole who can't find his credit card or can't decide between paper or plastic.
- People who don't pay attention to politics. I don't understand how people can be so ignorant.
- People who don't make any effort toward conservation. I had a friend who runs a load even if she's only washing ONE shirt. I am no longer friends with that asshole.
- People who don't know how to use the computer. This is 2009. There is no excuse for that.
- People who go all out for New Years. I always think those people are losers who have no fun the other 364 days out of the year.
- People who go all out for their birthdays, and expect that you "owe" them something on their birthday - whether it be a present or your time.
- People who are really adamant about breastfeeding or have other weird child-related judgments. People raise kids differently, deal with it.
- People who don't know how to play tennis and golf.


Edited By: McKennaWasBanned 07/10/2009 10:19 AM. Edited 2 times.