flatxchewxlate wrote:
Well, what the fuck? What does REAL Mexican food consist of?


To get real authentic Mexican food, go to a small (non-chain!) restaurant where none of the staff speaks English and there is no menu.
There is a small place near the border (Rockstar51 might know it) where they write the daily menu items on a blackboard. It looks like someone's house, and probably is.
Everything is fresh and made from scratch. They cook it after you order it, and is ready in 30-35 minutes or so. And it has goat cheese on it.
Tip everybody well and no one will strip your car.