I can't deal. Pet Peeve: One Uppers. I always say, "Congratulations. You win life."

There is a guy in my office, who I unfortunately have to sit next to, who is...in real life, a loser. In his mind? Conquering world domination of awesomeness.


If you mention a bar, restaurant, store, person, anything? He knows them, knows someone who knows them, gets free stuff, can get great seats, etc. He's so annoying.