I'm about to admit how sad and pathetic I am, but I actually had a dream a few days ago that I came on JJB and there was a sticky post that said "Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward Split," and I was like crying and slashing my wrists. I'm not making that up either. And other JJBers were saying weird shit like "OMG my mom just shot herself when she heard it on CNN! " GOD, if only I were making this up.

I actually had to get up at like 5 AM to check JJB to make sure this wasn't posted on here and I wasn't having one of those psychic dreams or something.