And yes, I'm responding to my own post because I want to punch the lights out of so many people now. Well first, I want to add that Lance needs to PLEASE drop the f-bomb and use the word "shit" in front of us sometime soon, where we can actually *hear* it.

Clay Aiken is in a similar position now - the speculation is rampant.
Did he come out? Or is he still in the closet?


Lance wins for this, I'm pretty sure. I'm waiting for Claymates to now tear Lance's eyeballs out.

Amid all this, you set out on a much publicized mission to go into space. You even went to Russia to train. In the extensive psych evaluation required for space travel, none of your sexuality issues came out?
They thought I was straight. The doctors in Russia did a colonoscopy - no anesthesia, no sedation. I had tears running down my face, and they started laughing. I said to my translator, "What are they saying?" He said, "Now they know you're not gay."


Motherfuckers. Think Lance would mind if I went ahead and shoved a baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper up those doctor's asses?

You were dating Reichen Lehmkuhl when you came out. There were tabloid reports that he cheated on you, yes?
Of course. It was embarrassing, because everyone was right. I was madly in love. I was so happy. People would talk so much shit about him. I thought, Why does everyone hate him? At the end I'm like, "Okay, everyone was right."


Clueless, oblivious, crazy in love Lance makes me sad. Listen to people next time, boy!

Are you a modelizer?
I'm lucky enough to run into some really good-looking guys. I like nice guys. I don't like egos.

Oh sweetie. But you ARE a modelizer.