trust me. nothing, except cutting off my boobs could make me NOT look top heavy. i has massive boobies. i hate them. but THANKS. i know you aren't trying to be mean but if it were a t-shirt i could understand. its not like i can just have him make me a new one...

there are things you can do to MINIMIZE a bust with certain styles of dresses.... your dress is NOT one of them, if anything it makes it look worse,