The world's largest ugly white bag, sensible schoolmarm shoes without laces, leggings, the wrinkled dress that you found in your grandmother's hamper, that cheap faux fur hoody you bought at Walmart when you were 14 and oversized things were still in style, and a natty black straw fedora from the Justin Timberlake collection at K-Mart. That's what you wear when you don't want anyone to notice you.

Edited By: human verification 08/31/2007 2:24 PM. Edited 1 times.