Sigh, my laptop is sucking hardcore this week and I can't quote/edit things. Ugh.




What I meant to say above is that:

1. I really dislike simpering lists from men that pander to the stereotype of women being queens on a pedestal. I mean, REALLY? with this one:
"8. The final say belongs to you. I’m no fool. If you’re happy, I’m happy. If I’m not happy, I better learn how to be. I’ll do my best to lead the home, but you’re going to be much smarter than me. Aside from my ability to drop a few bars of rap on a beat and tell you what Chipper Jones’ batting average was in 2008 (.364), I expect that you’ll teach me more than I’ve ever learned."



2. 'Divorce is not an option!!!' is so annoying. Most people don't knowingly go into a marriage thinking they'll divorce, but PEOPLE CHANGE. To proclaim you don't believe in divorce is smug and makes it seem like only you have the answer to what makes marriage work. Because, all those OTHER divorced folks out there clearly didn't know what YOU know. Give me a break.



3. Making, 'I'll always.' and 'I'll never.' statements is the quickest way for life to dropkick you in the gut and bring you to your knees and create a situation where you'll turn right around and do the exact thing you'd said you'd NEVER do. So, just stop.