I mean this is by no means a Grammy award winning song but it's kind of catchy. I've never even been a fan of hers but I feel like some of you are reading way too much into this song. It's just a fun meaningless catchy song. I don't think she's trying to make amazing number 1 hits or anything with this. Her singing about not growing up at 28 is no more pathetic than J-Lo singing about partying and dancing the night away or whatever at the age of 40something.