Hahaha right? Master Shrinker of the Shirts is the same way. Except he can clean the dishes just fine. He just can't figure out where the towels are to dry them with, or where the cabinets/drawers are to put it all away in. So they sit on the drying mat until I stumble upon them. 

Obviously life is a mystery to men half the time. Maybe we should just be happy that we come home to houses that are still standing at the end of the day. Low expectations!!!