Don't stand there for 30 minutes if I told you I can't do the return because you don't have the tag or the receipt! I am NOT going to lower my average of sales that day to help you. It's STORE POLICY.

If we don't have a certain item in my store and I tell you that, don't fucking stand there for an hour thinking I'm gonna pull it out of my ass for you. Please leave!

Don't jump over the register to get your receipt. Your's is the only one there, you WILL get your receipt. Let me bag your dumb shit first, okay?!