Movie theater manager here!

This has been coming up lately with a lot of our dim witted guests or as some one pointed out Keanu Reeves.  But "no passes" on our website means exactly that.  It doesn't mean the movie is sold out or that you just can't buy tickets online.  It means that we do not take passes for that particular movie.

There are 2 entrances to the shopping center where our theater is located.   So don't try to tell me I'm lying to you when I tell you our address and then you proceed to to tell me that "no your address is such and such"  Our address is what it is because our building faces the back entrance to the shopping center.  You bitching and moaning to me doesn't change that.  Want our address to change... GO TO THE POST OFFICE or where ever and complain.

No we don't do over the phone purchasing.  Are you that dumb that you are just willing to give anyone your credit card number over the phone.  If that be the case here is my home phone call me and give me the number I got some online shopping to do.smiley: laugh

You are not sticking it to us when you complain about the prices of the snacks but yet still purchase them.  Man that will really show us smiley: roll   

Speaking of snacks, they are not a requirement for watching the movie.  Yes I know that a lot of people enjoy a popcorn and soda while they watch their movie but if you are running late or the lines are god awful maybe you can skip the snacks just once so you can go watch your movie.  I mean that's the whole reason you came here right.

Speaking of lines.  Prove to me you are not a "Keanu Reeves" and maybe while standing in line discuss what you want to order.  Doing so makes the lines go faster.  It's not my employees fault that the lines are long it is you and all the other guests who complain about the long lines while waiting your turn instead of deciding what you want.   And just saying a popcorn and drink is not knowing what you want.  What size popcorn?  What size and flavor drink?  We are not mind readers.  Next time I'll pick for you and give you the biggest popcorn and a large cup of toilet water

Yes we do refills on the large popcorn but really your movie hasn't even started and you are already coming out for more.  Maybe you should lay off fatty.

Yes we make our fryer foods to order.  They only take 2 minutes.  Hell I would wait 2 minutes for fresh out of the fryer chicken or fries but if you want me to prepare them ahead of time so they are cold and soggy I will.

Finally ... yes we have staff to clean the theaters after the movie but that doesn't give you the right to be a pig.  Is it really that hard to pick up your cup and bag and place it in the trash can that you walk by on your way out?  We are not your mommies and daddies and you are not a 2 yo.