I've had the same UPS driver for years. He's the best. He honks the horn as he pulls up and if we hear him, we're usually out there right as he's walking up with the packages. If no one goes out there (either didn't hear the horn, or not home), he'll ring the doorbell or knock hard on the door and say, "UPS!" He always leaves the packages as blocked from street view as possible, or if it fits, he (and the FedEx guy) will shut the package between our screen door and regular door.

It sucks that a lot of you have crappy UPS drivers, but that's a risk you take ordering online instead buying in store.