UPS can suck it.  They never knock on our door even though we have cars in the driveway. It's actually quite funny because a couple times I heard the package being thrown and when I opened the door the guy was running to his truck like someone pulled a gun on him or something.

Oh and yeah the stupid bastards lost my package. Currently have a tracer on but I'm not optimistic.

Anyway glad no one stole your package!