Today

Nephew: hey girl can you send me a goose on farmville
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Me:  did you just call me GIRL?

Nephew:  yeah GIRL

Me:  no goose for you BOY!

Nephew:  aww why

Me:  you called me girl!

Nephew:  so

Me:  rude

Nephew:  ok auntie can you please send me a goose

Me:  Thank you, that's better <img src=">

Me:  Hold please.

Me:  Stank

Nephew: Stank yo self