You should purposely make a point of chewing her ear off, whenever you see her, for the next few days.

''OMG, There you are, I've been looking all over for you! Did you catch X Factor last night? Do you watch Days of Our Lives? Wanna see pictures of my cousin's baby? Do you think I should get a salad for lunch? Where are YOU having lunch? Are YOU having a salad? Does my hair look good like this, or should I get bangs? Where do YOU get your hair done?''