9:37 PM BBT – Fortune Teller, “Crystal,” comes to life and asks all HGs to gather. She will present a fortune periodically and the HGs have to memorize it for the next HoH competition.

9:43 PM BBT – First “fortune” from Crystal: Shelly will make millions of dollars in 2018 by selling her book on how to get a perfect tan.

9:48 PM BBT – Another fortune: Porsche will move to Alaska in 2017 and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.

9:57 PM BBT – Fortune: Jeff will vanish from society in 2014 while muttering “clown shoe.”

10:23 PM BBT – Fortune: Daniele and Dick will reconcile and “un-reconcile” on October 15, 2011.

1:45 AM BBT – Porsche tells Kalia she knows Adam is telling her wrong details when she asks for reminders on what the Fortune Teller said. Busted!