Criminy. This post is a testament to why I don't want any of this nonsense if I get married. I've also put out a PSA to all my girlfriends that they will receive better gifts if they do not force me to be a direct participant.

I know one of my best friends thinks I'm kidding (I'm not) and I am terrified for what her wedding prep will be like. She's pretty honest about the fact that she has every intention of making the bridesmaids wear ugly dresses so she looks that much prettier. No, thank you.