People who ask me, 'What are you reading?' when I'm reading a book.

People who ask me, 'Oh, is that good?' in line at the supermarket and points to something in my basket/cart. Uh, no, it's horrible. I just like spending money on shit I don't eat/use.

People who see about 50 people around us, but will see me with my headphones in and come up and ask me something, so I have to take my headphones out to hear what they say. Ask one of the 49 other people who DON'T have headphones in!