Summer11 wrote:
she has a great voice and looks hot.
Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem
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Posts: 50611 (07/04/2009 12:09 AM) |
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SelFish |
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Posts: 8586 (07/04/2009 12:10 AM) |
Does she have Bells Palsy? WTF?
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 justbrit01 |
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Posts: 2558 (07/04/2009 12:25 AM) |
i have never been able to watch her sing,lol
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shopprincess |
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Posts: 16579 (07/04/2009 12:29 AM) |
my ears are bleeding, and she looks fat in that dress
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Winter11 |
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Posts: 1309 (07/04/2009 12:50 AM) |
She's fat.
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hvnlyinnocent01 |
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Posts: 3594 (07/04/2009 1:47 AM) |
She tries way too hard.
Even back when she performed "I Wanna Love You Forever" at the Grammy's, and she said she was trying to impress Clive and show she should have won for whatever she was nominated, she KNEW she was trying too hard and her face was all red, so why would she not try to learn how to adjust her voice and talent, instead of continuing to sound awful and screamy? Sidenote -- Horizontal stripes are to make you look like you have more curves, vertical stripes are to make eyes focus on height and not curves. Who is her stylist? That dress is horrible for her figure. |
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folkbitts |
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Posts: 875 (07/04/2009 7:56 AM) |
She sounds like a squeky door.
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NotLiza |
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Posts: 682 (07/04/2009 9:07 AM) |
Holy shit that was bad
 I feel embarrassed for her
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Hello Kitty |
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Posts: 925 (07/04/2009 9:10 AM) |
That sounded... not as bad as I thought it was going to, but not very good... and why does she move her head and neck like that everytime she sings, not matter
what she's singing?
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Stars in my eyes |
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Posts: 925 (07/04/2009 11:31 AM) |
wow.....that was bad. She looks and sounds like she's in extreme pain trying to scream out those notes.
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waitwhat |
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Posts: 1082 (07/04/2009 11:34 AM) |
hvnlyinnocent01 wrote:She has some kind of reality show coming about body image and whatnot. I suspect she is trying to milk the whole "Jessica is fat" thing by wearing unflattering clothes. The more press she gets for her figure, the more free publicity she has for her show. It would actually be kind of clever if she was. 
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SoFly96 |
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Posts: 1088 (07/04/2009 11:46 AM) |
I read the comments before seeing the video, but after seeing it I found the singing to be better and the dress to be even more awful than what was described here. It just was not flattering and seemed a bit inappropriate--like wrong occassion inappropriate, not skanky inappropriate. |
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tingpao |
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Posts: 4728 (07/04/2009 11:59 AM) |
i love her dress.
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chocolate covered raisins |
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Posts: 30168 (07/04/2009 12:04 PM) Chris Fanatic '03 |
That dress makes her look like she has a baby bump.
DO SOME SIT UPS. |
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jerrycouder |
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Posts: 192 (07/04/2009 12:32 PM) |
If Simon hears it, I am sure he would say "this is very unpatriotic bitch!"
I just don't understand why that there are hundreds of super talented singers out there cannot make it but HORRIBLE singers such Jessica Simpson and her sister ASSlee can. I was on Youtube earlier and found this very talented amature singer named Natalie, boy, she is one million times BETTER than Jessica Simpson! Please check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi880R5w2E&feature=channel_page |
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Simmm |
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Posts: 218 (07/04/2009 8:00 PM) |
Her life is so tragic now.
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killergoalie13 |
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Posts: 10692 (07/05/2009 8:24 PM) |
The Marine (or whatever section of the military he belongs to) to her right, must be thinking, "Please let me shoot her, for the love of humanity, and for
the love of our country, PLEASE let me shoot her."
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