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One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery,
Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate.

At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed,she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar
to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.

She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina
erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has
ever heard.
In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.

When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the
floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.
Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup.

The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed
her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to
straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up.

When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out,
he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger
than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her
genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping
sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that
was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of
mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on
the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself
back and forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet
as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face
down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific
that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without
convulsing.

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with
baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a
furious pace.