So.. just as I was about to reply to a thread, I look down and see a tick demon creature sucking the blood out of me. I decided to take the
high road and not panic and tried to pull the bloodsucker off with my fingers. He didn't look like he was latched on at all. So.. That didn't work. I
looked around the house for tweezers and couldn't find any after 60 seconds so I tried some scissors. Just as I'm doing this, being all proud-like of
myself for being so brave, OUT OF NOWHERE, this spider comes down and attacks jumps attacks me and lands straight on
my boob. My throat still hurts from my mini scream/yell I made.
I just took another shower. It may not be enough.
Yeah.. Of course he was a deer tick.
I HATE
spiders.
Where do YOU live would be a better question! I've never heard of anywhere not having those critters. ETA: And if there is such a place, I would like
to move immediately. 
