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JRM and a baby = LOOOVE dear god.
Oh dear GOD she's in the credits. Epic fail already Joss Stone.
I think imma need to download this soundtrack and cement my nerd-dom.
Charrrrrrrrrrrles.
Fuck there he goes appointing again.
Ah the leg.
Family. PSH WIFE and her "Lost" child can stfu. Look at that babe. LOOK AT HIM!
"Shall go mad" Oh, BB you went there a while ago and haven't come back.
LOST OUR YOUTH? Oh hai there Mr GQ. In your furs and gold. Sit down.
Who is the kid?
Wait isn't she the nurse…I'm lost again.
So basically Henry was the Hugh Hefner of his time then? Nice.
God his French accent is the sex. STILL not loving that hair though bb.
"I will marry who I like" Ok so you 'married another mans wife' when it was wife number one and that was the excuse to want a divorce. But not now? Riiight.
MENTALLLL.
Hehe his accent slipped there. ♥
Widow at 16. Damn.
SIXTEEN YOU PERV. And one was too young for him? What was she 8?
Ah so the 40 year old virgin is sent to view Anne and ahahhaha. Nice.
Ah Court. I can't sing the praises of the art department enough on this show.
Being a king must have been kinda….Well…Boring. Sitting watching and not really taking part.
Another widow. OVER 40. Oh god no!
14.…Dear God GROSS. Even Henry waits till they're 16. Lmfao.
LMFAO it's like fucking blind date for the King. Dismissing the Anne.
What's with all the Annes and Janes…
He really wants this Spanish doll huh…
Muahahha her great Aunt was Catherine! BUUUUURN.
Where's Charlie NEEDS MOAR CHARLES.
Ah there we are. "Keep your hands off her Charles…" Dear Lord. Paranoid. Charlie already has one whiney wife doubt he needs another.
Oh he's losing ittttttttt.
Lmfaoo He just tosses him on the bed like a sack of spuds.
AHHHHHHHHHH LEG!! LEG!! OMG!!
However…HAI JRM.
Lance the leg might kill him LMFAO, omg thank you modern medicine.
N'awwwww praying for his BFF.
Oh he does "in pain" very well does our Johnny. He's grown so much with this role it's really amazing.
AH motherfucking hot blade!!
BITTA HOT SALT WATER WOULD HAVE DONE IT! FUUUUCCCCK.
Wait, why are they showing off the baby. Oh never mind! WOOK AT HIIIIIM. So farking cuuute. Single fatherdom at it's sexiest.
I still don't get why the kids didn't live with their parents. Talk about detached. No wonder they all hated their parents and wanted to rebel.
"When she sees what the weathers like up there" Muahah. RAIIIN.
Companion for life…In your world babe, that aint long.
NAKED!MAID I've made it thought nearly a WHOLE ep without seeing her tits. I could have made it a bit longer.
Seriously, did they say "Fucked" back then? 'Cause…LAWL. How are those bitches not pregnant every five minutes? I mean it seems the Queens just look at the King and they are knocked up, yet this one is shagging around the clock and nope…Nadda.
"Old woman" she looks about 50. LMFAO Old my arse. Though I guess back then…
It's like FHM 1500s. Him perving over the pics.
Oooo Cromwell's in trooooouble. Wanker.
Mary is so pretty.
Aww what's his name again? The one hanging with Mary. They're kinda cute. True he's like 1000 years older than her but in those days I guess…it would have been fine.
Cromwell is getting the third degree. Annd he's worried. Well he bloody well should be.
God wtf are those accents? LAWL.
Oh the brother is not to be rushed. The castles look lovely from the outside. A bit…Shit on the inside.
Ok yeah no not watching the burning. Eeek.
Oysters, someone wants to be fertile. LOL.
LMFAOOOO the veils. Dramatic bitches are DRAMATIC.
SEE THIS! A "I DON'T WANT TO DIE" is how most people would react. Not this "pray for the king"
bollox some of them had been saying. I'd been screaming my head OFF before it got cut off.
They're gonna kill the little boy? Gawwd. Poor kids man.
Hopalong and his deep thinking talking to himself again, NEVER a good sign.
LMFAOOO Next weeks…Or in my case…tomorows one looks aweeesomme.
Oh dear GOD she's in the credits. Epic fail already Joss Stone.
I think imma need to download this soundtrack and cement my nerd-dom.
Charrrrrrrrrrrles.
Fuck there he goes appointing again.
Ah the leg.
Family. PSH WIFE and her "Lost" child can stfu. Look at that babe. LOOK AT HIM!
"Shall go mad" Oh, BB you went there a while ago and haven't come back.
LOST OUR YOUTH? Oh hai there Mr GQ. In your furs and gold. Sit down.
Who is the kid?
Wait isn't she the nurse…I'm lost again.
So basically Henry was the Hugh Hefner of his time then? Nice.
God his French accent is the sex. STILL not loving that hair though bb.
"I will marry who I like" Ok so you 'married another mans wife' when it was wife number one and that was the excuse to want a divorce. But not now? Riiight.
MENTALLLL.
Hehe his accent slipped there. ♥
Widow at 16. Damn.
SIXTEEN YOU PERV. And one was too young for him? What was she 8?
Ah so the 40 year old virgin is sent to view Anne and ahahhaha. Nice.
Ah Court. I can't sing the praises of the art department enough on this show.
Being a king must have been kinda….Well…Boring. Sitting watching and not really taking part.
Another widow. OVER 40. Oh god no!
14.…Dear God GROSS. Even Henry waits till they're 16. Lmfao.
LMFAO it's like fucking blind date for the King. Dismissing the Anne.
What's with all the Annes and Janes…
He really wants this Spanish doll huh…
Muahahha her great Aunt was Catherine! BUUUUURN.
Where's Charlie NEEDS MOAR CHARLES.
Ah there we are. "Keep your hands off her Charles…" Dear Lord. Paranoid. Charlie already has one whiney wife doubt he needs another.
Oh he's losing ittttttttt.
Lmfaoo He just tosses him on the bed like a sack of spuds.
AHHHHHHHHHH LEG!! LEG!! OMG!!
However…HAI JRM.
Lance the leg might kill him LMFAO, omg thank you modern medicine.
N'awwwww praying for his BFF.
Oh he does "in pain" very well does our Johnny. He's grown so much with this role it's really amazing.
AH motherfucking hot blade!!
BITTA HOT SALT WATER WOULD HAVE DONE IT! FUUUUCCCCK.
Wait, why are they showing off the baby. Oh never mind! WOOK AT HIIIIIM. So farking cuuute. Single fatherdom at it's sexiest.
I still don't get why the kids didn't live with their parents. Talk about detached. No wonder they all hated their parents and wanted to rebel.
"When she sees what the weathers like up there" Muahah. RAIIIN.
Companion for life…In your world babe, that aint long.
NAKED!MAID I've made it thought nearly a WHOLE ep without seeing her tits. I could have made it a bit longer.
Seriously, did they say "Fucked" back then? 'Cause…LAWL. How are those bitches not pregnant every five minutes? I mean it seems the Queens just look at the King and they are knocked up, yet this one is shagging around the clock and nope…Nadda.
"Old woman" she looks about 50. LMFAO Old my arse. Though I guess back then…
It's like FHM 1500s. Him perving over the pics.
Oooo Cromwell's in trooooouble. Wanker.
Mary is so pretty.
Aww what's his name again? The one hanging with Mary. They're kinda cute. True he's like 1000 years older than her but in those days I guess…it would have been fine.
Cromwell is getting the third degree. Annd he's worried. Well he bloody well should be.
God wtf are those accents? LAWL.
Oh the brother is not to be rushed. The castles look lovely from the outside. A bit…Shit on the inside.
Ok yeah no not watching the burning. Eeek.
Oysters, someone wants to be fertile. LOL.
LMFAOOOO the veils. Dramatic bitches are DRAMATIC.
SEE THIS! A "I DON'T WANT TO DIE" is how most people would react. Not this "pray for the king"
bollox some of them had been saying. I'd been screaming my head OFF before it got cut off.
They're gonna kill the little boy? Gawwd. Poor kids man.
Hopalong and his deep thinking talking to himself again, NEVER a good sign.
LMFAOOO Next weeks…Or in my case…tomorows one looks aweeesomme.
I actually have to go back and look at episode 6 because some of the stuff you mentioned
I can't remember. 
That's what I hate about shows/movies that humanize figures in history because then it makes you feel sorry for them, even though they are/were bad people.
I'm still shocked anyone actually reads that nonsense!
Didn't come on last week? They have some nerve. Heh
Comedy.
for your laptop
I wanted to crush her skull with all that giggling. She was, historically, just
a dumb teenager so I guess they've played this well. 
I loved JRM's conflicted, tortured look at the end. Hard to tell what he was thinking there.
I love the actress for Mary shes very pretty!
