Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City
Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster
Dumber: Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.
People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.
The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."
So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/09/great-white-dope-alba-defaces-oklahoma-city/
Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack
Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!
Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba
allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great
whites.
The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.
Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.
By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/09/jessica-alba-shark-attack-great-white-cops-investigate-investigation-oklahoma-city/
Alba Apologizes for Defacing Oklahoma City
Jessica Alba is seriously apologizing for tagging Oklahoma City -- and a United
Way billboard -- with posters of great white sharks ... but she's also
tossing blame at the shark lovers she got involved with.
Here's the statement Jessica just released:
"I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through
before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of
Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this
incident."
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/09/jessica-alba-apologizes-for-defaming-oklahoma-city/
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