Ladies, How Long Should You Wait Before Farting...
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AndUrPointIs |
Ladies, How Long Should You Wait Before Farting... |
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Posts: 17713 (06/09/2009 5:22 PM) |
In front of the guy you're dating or perhaps it's better to say boyfriend?
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grayspeckledgoose |
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Posts: 14942 (06/09/2009 5:23 PM) |
If he farts in front of you, then I'd say things are "comfortable" enough for you to fart in front of him.
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freebus18 |
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Posts: 18518 (06/09/2009 5:24 PM) |
whaaaa? I don't think its OK to openly fart in front of ANYBODY but if it slips it slips
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June 2010 |
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Posts: 1440 (06/09/2009 5:25 PM) |
Well, unless you are Lilpeach, you have to fart sometimes. I just never discuss it.
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Valenka |
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Posts: 286 (06/09/2009 5:30 PM) |
You should never fart in front of your loved ones, or anyone else for that matter.
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AngelsTearDrop |
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Posts: 21401 (06/09/2009 5:32 PM) |
It's been over 4 years and we've managed to avoid this so far. And like I said in another post, I'm not letting it go easily!
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Jess116005 |
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Posts: 21297 (06/09/2009 5:37 PM) |
I only do it in front of my parents and siblings. That's it.
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kellyilla |
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Posts: 24451 (06/09/2009 5:40 PM) |
grayspeckledgoose wrote:This. |
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melloo |
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Posts: 2785 (06/09/2009 5:43 PM) |
I wouldn't go out of my way to do it, but I don't get the time lines for when to do it. If it happens, it happens. He knows you fart and shit ya know.
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NotLiza |
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Posts: 307 (06/09/2009 5:45 PM) |
lol@this topic
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justlikeyouonlycuter |
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Posts: 5233 (06/09/2009 5:45 PM) |
Until you're ready to run him off.
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Pecan603 |
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Posts: 3003 (06/09/2009 5:46 PM) |
I would say try to fart when you are alone. If you must let it slip, then let it slip.
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BBblublu |
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Posts: 4681 (06/09/2009 5:46 PM) |
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KSS1079 |
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Posts: 9121 (06/09/2009 5:51 PM) |
My boyfriend would rather DIE than fart in front of me. And it's been 4 years. I've not done it around him either, but it's unbelievable how
embarrassed he is about it.
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candyperez |
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Posts: 1711 (06/09/2009 6:15 PM) |
this question just cracked me up! i've been married for 1 year now
and we lived together for 5 years...i would say the first time i farted knowingly would be after about 3 1/2 years together. He definitely started farting in
front of me before that. It even took me a while to take a dump knowing he was home. Now i fart openly and freely and take pride in my farts welcome to marriage!
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Kit505 |
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Posts: 8421 (06/09/2009 6:16 PM) |
This reminds me of that Sex and the City episode where Carrie accidentally farts in front of Big.
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AloofIsOnFire |
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Posts: 2513 (06/09/2009 6:18 PM) |
Forever.
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OhManImScrewed |
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Posts: 16790 (06/09/2009 6:23 PM) |
I've been with my BF for a long time and I would NEVER. He doesn't fart in front of me either, unless it's a total accident, and then it isn't
a big deal. I'd rather he didn't though. If I accidentally let one out, I would probably still be really embarrassed. He would laugh but not disown me
or anything.
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megf5 |
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Posts: 3064 (06/09/2009 6:39 PM) |
candyperez wrote:FOUL. I think you mean "welcome to MY marriage,"
not "welcome to marriage."
No one wants to smell your farts! Keep them to yourself! Ew. |
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Posts: 65451 (06/09/2009 6:44 PM) |
Never. We've been together for almost 8 years and we don't do that stuff in front of each other. It's disgusting and obnoxious. If it's
accident or something, no big deal.
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missd27 |
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Posts: 155 (06/09/2009 7:11 PM) |
If he's gonna be with me he's gonna have to take my noise my smells, my gripes, from the start, i dont hide it from family or friends why should i hide
it from him. You got to take the good with the ugly.
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this question just cracked me up! i've been married for 1 year now
and we lived together for 5 years...i would say the first time i farted knowingly would be after about 3 1/2 years together. He definitely started farting in
front of me before that. It even took me a while to take a dump knowing he was home. Now i fart openly and freely and take pride in my farts
I think you mean "welcome to MY marriage,"
not "welcome to marriage."
