That Katherine post made me do it! 
Post your crazy homeless person stories...
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Posts: 8952 (05/13/2009 5:11 PM) |
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magnoliam |
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Posts: 4092 (05/13/2009 5:43 PM) |
I love the homeless guy on my subway line that has a electric keyboard. He sits there, half closed eyes, and hits the various automatic buttons and asks for
money.
its like dude wants quarters for entertaining the masses by hitting the auto buttons.
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Posts: 5543 (05/13/2009 5:49 PM) |
Just yesterday, a homeless guy came bleeding into the McDonald's I was in and left drops of blood all over the place.
And for some reason, God really wants me to see the penises of homeless guys.
I've seen various homeless guys with morning wood. One homeless guy was full-on stroking his dick in a phone booth when I went past it. One homeless guy stopped about 3 feet in front of me and just whipped it out and took a piss into the subway grate. Fun times living in NYC.
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 groovydee4 |
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Posts: 363 (05/13/2009 5:57 PM) |
I went for a jog and was doing three loops around the neighborhood. The first time around, I pass a homeless guy sitting on the stoop of an office building. He
says good morning and I say it back. The second time around, he says good morning again and I say it back again. The third time around, the homeless guy is now
talking to a cop. I run by and the homeless guy tells the cop "I'm not loitering. I'm just here waiting for my girlfriend. Let's go." and
he gets up and starts running toward me. Freaked me out.
EDIT: Was it Seaner who had the awesome story recently about the homeless guy and Elton John? I just remember crying laughing. |
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Posts: 2047 (05/13/2009 5:59 PM) |
I don't have one but an ex from about 2 years ago beat ones head into pavement because he was drunk and paranoid and thought the homeless guy was going to
attack him, but he was just asking for change. Thankfully, no one was around to see him or he would have probably still be in jail.
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Fuyakseeto04jjj |
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Posts: 998 (05/13/2009 6:03 PM) |
One time we were waiting for a taxi van to take 6 of us home, a homeless man started talking to us. Then our ride arrives, we all get in, then the cabbie tells
us we can't leave cus we have 7 people. Apparently the homeless dude got in the back, and none of us noticed (or were too drunk)...lol good times.
My favorite homeless dude is this one armed dude that never wears a shirt. It gets REALLY cold here, like -20C and he will just be sitting outside the metro with no shirt...smart if I do say so myself. He always chases after me for money and is usually drunk. Good times with the one armed bandit! |
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Posts: 3539 (05/13/2009 6:05 PM) |
at groovydee
I don't have any stories of my own thank God but my sister once told me about a local homeless crack head that chased her car and kept trying to hit it. She said she thought she was going to run over him because he kept jumping in front of the car. |
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Posts: 9700 (05/13/2009 6:09 PM) |
Courtney Love1 wrote: Thanks for the laughs, but that sucks to be you.
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Posts: 4980 (05/13/2009 6:11 PM) |
When i was in chicago a friend and I walked past this homeless man who wanted spare change and I told him i didnt have it and kept walking. Then a couple hours
later we passed him walking back to the hotel and we had a bag of booze and chips lol he stopped me to say thanks for not calling him a "stupid
nigger" like everyone else does and asked me if I would buy him a sandwich, since I was carrying chips and booze I took him to 7-11 and bought him a ham
and cheese sandwich a bag of chips and a coke...lol
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Courtney Love1 |
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Posts: 5546 (05/13/2009 6:12 PM) |
groovydee4 wrote: You poor thing! 
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Laurenette |
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Posts: 2654 (05/13/2009 6:13 PM) |
I was xmas shopping in downtown chicago and my niece who was three at the time; she was in a stroller. the sidewalks were kind of crowded but no big deal. At
one point we looked down, and noticed her hat was missing. so we retraced our steps, looking everywhere because it was such a great hat...it had earflaps.
Couldnt find it anywhere. Later on, we see this old as dirt homeless dude crossing state street wearing a tiny purple hat with a big pompom on top and the
earflaps down! Pretty sure he just plucked it off her head and put it on his own.
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DnSnAnA1 |
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Posts: 401 (05/13/2009 6:13 PM) |
FindingAnotherYou wrote:Where the hell do you find these people? One beats up homeless people, another is a compulsive liar. |
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DnSnAnA1 |
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Posts: 402 (05/13/2009 6:17 PM) |
Last year, we went to see Cirque De Soleil at our arena in my mom's company suite. They ordered TONS of food and we took some home. On our way back, there
was an older lady dragging a mattress down the road in Downtown Cleveland. I stopped and gave her the containers of food we had.
Other than that, the last homeless people we saw were at DC during our 6th grade field trip. We got lecture after lecture about not talking to them or giving them money. |
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Glory Glory Hallelujah |
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Posts: 24968 (05/13/2009 6:17 PM) JJBer of the Year '06
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I've had a homeless guy propose to me on Michigan Ave. in Chicago. He just hollered it as I walked by, and I didn't look at him (cause I didn't
know who he was talking to), and he was like, "I KNOW YOU HEARD ME!" so I look behind me, and he's like, "Yeah, you!"
I've also sat in my living room (also in Chicago) and watched a homeless guy take a shit behind the brick wall that secluded our parking lot.
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Calendria |
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Posts: 2544 (05/13/2009 6:27 PM) |
I volunteered to serve dinner at a homeless shelter once and this one guy came in with an old tore up 3 piece suit on with dusty penny loafers and a 10 gallon
hat talking about he was going to be the first black president and that he was so desperate to win he would buy votes. Another homeless guy told him
"You're in the wrong place buddy". I still him around from time to time claiming to run for some sort of office
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Triple X Tera |
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Posts: 32133 (05/13/2009 6:34 PM) |
I don't have any crazy ones, but my aunt have two that I remember.
#1: She's 13 years older than me, so when she was around 18 years old she took me to the mall to do some looking around after school. We walked by an old homeless lady who yelled out WHORE to her and then followed us down the street calling my aunt a whore and me a bastard child. #2: My mom and aunt were downtown, walked past an old homeless guy who asked for change. My mom ignored him, my aunt politely said she didn't have any and he ran after her and kicked her.
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Posts: 8215 (05/13/2009 6:58 PM) |
My SO went up to one in New York and asked if he had change for $100 and then he would put something in his Wendy's cup.
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