It's good you're understanding and have a good sense of humor because based on other jjbers, I was expecting you to be like wtf fucking bitch blah blah
blah. Glad you can laugh about it.
My roommate just walked in naked and peed on my floor.
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Posts: 3831 (05/01/2009 9:43 AM) |
 awww, that sucks I feel bad for her. Especially since it seems so out of character for her
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Posts: 1283 (05/01/2009 9:44 AM) |
foto87 wrote:I couldnt be mad at her. My roommate is such a sweetheart. She never drinks usually and we get along well, I'll miss her when she moves out next month. She was so freaked that I saw her naked and I was like "OMG I couldnt see anything anyway. It was 5:30am and I didnt have my glasses on. The only reason I knew you were naked was cause I saw the girls swinging to and fro." |
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Posts: 371 (05/01/2009 9:58 AM) |
But why were you naked in the bed? You always sleep naked? Or was something else going on that night?
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kaa2229 |
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Posts: 1284 (05/01/2009 9:59 AM) |
Donald Draper wrote:LOL. I didnt have time to do laundry yesterday... |
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Posts: 372 (05/01/2009 10:00 AM) |
 Everything you own was dirty huh. I see.
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Posts: 14307 (05/01/2009 10:29 AM) |
OMG!
That girl is going to be so embarrassed. |
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Posts: 2353 (05/01/2009 10:33 AM) |
OMG I'd die of embarrassment if I did that. But I don't black out like that when I drink, even when I overdo it.
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Posts: 5534 (05/01/2009 10:35 AM) |
Haha that's funny the poor girl!
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Posts: 1685 (05/01/2009 10:37 AM) |
omg
You made my morning.
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Posts: 66 (05/01/2009 10:51 AM) |
That story reminds me of my twin sister. We were 18 and still living at home sharing a room. One night, she came home drunk as hell. My Mom told me to keep an
eye on her. She was passed out on her bed, so I left her alone and continued to watch tv. Well, a couple of hours later, she got up. She sat up and started
fidgeting around. She went over to her dresser and opened up her bottom drawer. I asked her what she was doing, but she didn't answer me. Her drunk ass
pulled down her pants, squatted down and proceeded to piss in her drawer. I about died. She then got in her bed and passed out again. I had to go get some
rubber gloves and a garbage bag and take her soaked clothes to the laundry room.
She didn't believe me the next day, so I told her to smell the garbage bag. She did, and all she had to say was, "Why the hell did you let me piss in my drawer"? She was actually mad at me. Like it was my fault. Let's just say I made sure a lot her friends found out. That's what she got for blaming me for it.
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Posts: 74889 (05/01/2009 10:56 AM) JJB Debater '03 |
In college, a guy I know went into another guy's room and started peeing. The guy in bed yelled, "What are you DOING?" and Mike's all,
"I'm taking a leak, what's it look like?"
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Posts: 15151 (05/01/2009 10:56 AM) |
Oh man, I'd have to be REALLY drunk to do that. I can't believe she was that trashed off one Long Island.
I know a few boys that have done something similar.. freshman year my friend's roommate got up in the middle of the night, opened his roommate's LAPTOP and PEED in it then shut the screen. Yeah, it didn't go over well. |
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Posts: 20733 (05/01/2009 11:36 AM) |
loling so hard
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Posts: 16764 (05/01/2009 11:36 AM) Most Loyal *NSYNC Fan '08 |
I was the resident director of a building for a summer, and the building I was running had mainly congressional interns living in it. Anyway, there were two
guys in a room, one came home really drunk, got up, pissed in the corner, went back to bed. Got up again, pissed int he corner again (they had an attached
bathroom by the way) and then tried to get into his ROOMMATE'S bed
He was evicted after that 
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Posts: 1285 (05/01/2009 11:44 AM) |
I called my dad f or something unrelated and told him what happened and he was like beyond pissed off. I'm not even mad! He's like "that chair
better be replaced!" RAWR. I was like "Dad, its not that serious. This happens in college all the time! She feels horrible, clean it up and gave me
another chair. I told you because I thought it was funny." My boyfriend agreed with me. I texted him at like 5:45 this morning right after it happened and
called him a little while ago. He was like "Ok tell me the WHOLE story."
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Posts: 46462 (05/01/2009 11:44 AM) |
 Oh wow, that's bad.
When I was in college a bunch of us were staying out at someone's house. Well, that night we had a bon fire, party all that good stuff. In the middle of the night, my best friend got up and went over the a floor SPEAKER and started to pee. Thankfully she only got a little on the speaker and it was fine, because I didn't realize what was happening fast enough to stop her. Oh, college.
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Posts: 17008 (05/01/2009 11:53 AM) |
I know three dudes that would piss in the corner of a room when they got drunk. one pissed on a stove.
its not amusing when it happens to your own
property! poor girl.
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Posts: 5841 (05/01/2009 12:02 PM) |
That happened with with my bff!! lol
She got pissed drunk cause me and her bf werent's really friendly...and she was pissed we were putting her in a weird spot. Anyways....she gets drunk..and I drive home. She pissed at me and doesn't want to listen to me. So I had to call my bf to come over and help me pull her into my house. lol She throws up...as we are carrying her in. I can't sleep cause she smell like every kind of liqour there is. I'm just laying there and I see her getting up....and I'm like "what are you doing?" She's like...nothing. She pulls her pants down and pee on the carpet next to my bed. lol I"m like that's NOT the toliet! she's like...i'm not talking to you, and i'm peeing. so I get up and walkt to the living room and sleep on the couch. lol and shecleaned her mess up in the morning. lol |
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Posts: 937 (05/01/2009 12:05 PM) |
Haha this thread is hilarious. Reminds me of a few years ago...Some friends and I had been partying one night, obviously too drunk to drive...this one guy I
was pretty good friends with decided to stay. In the middle of the night I wake up to him opening up my closet door. I asked him what he was doing, he was like
"Um about to take a piss...". I jumped out of the bed and directed him to the bathroom in a hurry lol. Bad part is not even an hour later he came
back and was opening up my dresser drawer for the same thing! Glad i'm a light sleeper.
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