while sleeping. He has a tendency to talk in his sleep but rather than just mumbling, he has flown blown conversations with himself but you can talk to him sometimes & he will respond. This is how last night's conversation went:
Husband: "I think I have the bird flu."
Me: "Why do you think you have the bird flu?"
Husband: "Because I suddenly have feathers growing out of my back… "
Me: *laughing* "What the fuck..."
Husband: "And then I get the sudden urge to start making chicken noises. My feet are changing too!" This is when he proceeds to make chicken
noises.
This is the point where I had to wake him up because I couldn't stop laughing.
I'm laughing so hard IRL
next time grab your camera and film it!!!
Another time he talked about our doctor and said something
about our visit had to do with the cabinets being wrong. Or something. It's so weird but it's entertaining.
