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sarah102383	Have you guys seen this site? Postcards From Yo Momma?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 31345 (03/15/2009 1:24 PM) Best Celeb Scoop '06, '08, & '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	It's texts, IMs and emails from moms. It's entertaining me while I eat lunch. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com Edited By: sarah102383 03/15/2009 1:39 PM. Edited 1 time.
MLE 6		#1	[-]
Posts: 3956 (03/15/2009 1:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Those are cracking me up! But it's also (absurdly) making me realize I don't have the relationship with my mom that I should. Some of them are so cute!
BonoU2Suz		#2	[-]
Posts: 3062 (03/15/2009 1:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	I love that site. I used to spend hours on there at work just reading them all. I love that at passiveaggressivenotes.com
Alex the Goob		#3	[-]
Posts: 47300 (03/15/2009 1:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Mom: i wished D a happy birthday and his reply was Thanks homeslice. What is homeslice? peice of home??? can't keep up with his slang Me: it's like saying homie, homeboy. it's a good thing Mom: so a sweeter version of homeboy. ahahahaahahahahah. got to run and get homeboy a birthday gift. call me later. Me: peace, homeslice Mom: bye homegirl. ahahahahah I am quick aren't I Me: quick like a fox
sarah102383		#4	[-]
Posts: 31346 (03/15/2009 1:45 PM) Best Celeb Scoop '06, '08, & '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Backstory: My fiance and I spent the weekend at my parent's lake house, and evidently left behind a CD that I burned for him to listen to in the car, a long while back. Mom: I found a CD on the bureau in the third bedroom that had "I (heart) you" on it. Looks like your writing. Me: Oh. Sry. We must have left that by accident. Mom: Is that your lovemaking cd? Me: What? NO! Did u LISTEN 2 it? Mom: No, I did not want to think of you and Jason making sweet love on that new mattress that I just bought, tainting it. Me: MOM! It's a CD with rock music on it. Seether, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown, etc. I highly doubt that we would be hittin' it to that! Mom: I have never heard of those bands. Is that what Denise calls "Kill Your Mother Music"? Me: Knowing her, probably. Mom: Well, it could be possible you use it for that. Some people like rough sex. Me: OK Mom, that's enough. But no, it is not our "lovemaking" CD. Mom: Ok….I'll mail it. Wait! Does it have any music on it from that Kahnyay person? A nurse at the hospital was having a fit her daughter was listening to his music????????? I wanted to hear some. Me: NO, there is no KANYE West on there. Mom: Okay, well maybe you should check him out. He might make some good music to sex to. Me: Ok, mom. Enough. I would die.
precious Amanda		#5	[-]
Posts: 692 (03/15/2009 1:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Please don't hey me. And please don't write telephono. As a language teacher (and as your mother), that offends and annoys me. And what is <3 ? Is that a woman with a dunce cap and large breasts? - tu mami is dead
baseballdiva		#6	[-]
Posts: 57033 (03/15/2009 1:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Mom: So what are you doing for New Year's Eve? Me: Heading to Cleveland with some friends. Mom: Are you going to the Flats? Me: No, probably heading to the Warehouse District. Mom: Is that in the Flats? Me: No, it's in the Warehouse district. [lingering inactivity] Mom: Is that where they do the meth parties? Me: What now? Mom: Meth Parties. I heard there are all sorts of meth parties up in Cleveland. Me: No, no meth parties. Mom: Just promise me you won't go to any meth parties. You can't handle meth. Me: I promise.
Alex the Goob		#7	[-]
Posts: 47305 (03/15/2009 1:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	@ 'You can't handle meth"
baseballdiva		#8	[-]
Posts: 57034 (03/15/2009 1:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	OOOOOh my god.: Me: Be very careful when you take your shower, I spilled some baby oil. Mom: What? Don't oil up the shower, do you want me to fall and die like Jett Travolta? Me: too soon.
Alex the Goob		#9	[-]
Posts: 47306 (03/15/2009 2:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Mom: my bad, as they say. Me: Tru dat, as they say. Mom: That's how I roll….I'm a ding dong. Mom: Can't get the scanner to scan a photo. What am I doing wrong? Me: it's too complicated. put photo in and try to hit scan button Mom: Did - doesn't do anything. I'll just mail the photo to your aunt. It's a pic of our parents graves. She has difficulty accepting that they are dead. Me: That's pretty harsh, lady. I'm not gonna open mail from YOU anytime soon!!! Mom: Maybe I'll put it in a card. Mom: It's funny, I leave food out for the dogs all day and they don't touch it. They wait until I'm there and then they gorge it all down. They're like, 'Karen's home! Time to eat!' Me: They call you Karen? Doesn't that bother you? Mom: Well, they know I'm not their mom. Actually, I'm sure they have some special name for me in dog-language that I don't understand, but I'm sure it is very respectable.
baseballdiva		#10	[-]
Posts: 57035 (03/15/2009 2:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	This is a gentle reminder to do my match.com pics please I love you so very much, please don't wig out cuz I know how busy you are but I need a man. love your mommy
Pliant Pineapple		#11	[-]
Posts: 44556 (03/15/2009 2:08 PM) Funniest JJBer '06 JJBer of the Year '07 Funniest JJBer '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	OMG this is my new timesink.
Dolphin3000		#12	[-]
Posts: 896 (03/15/2009 2:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	This is great: Mom: How do I unfriend on Facebook? Me: What, you only have like 8 friends, who do you want to get rid of. Mom: That's really none of your business, and I have 40 friends thank you very much. Me: That's right, Dad has 8 heheh Mom: Not for long!
MLE 6		#13	[-]
Posts: 3957 (03/15/2009 2:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Pliant Pineapple wrote: OMG this is my new timesink. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. I have been on there since my previous post.
Pliant Pineapple		#14	[-]
Posts: 44558 (03/15/2009 2:34 PM) Funniest JJBer '06 JJBer of the Year '07 Funniest JJBer '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Dolphin3000 wrote: This is great: Mom: How do I unfriend on Facebook? Me: What, you only have like 8 friends, who do you want to get rid of. Mom: That's really none of your business, and I have 40 friends thank you very much. Me: That's right, Dad has 8 heheh Mom: Not for long! dies
sarah102383		#15	[-]
Posts: 31356 (03/16/2009 3:33 AM) Best Celeb Scoop '06, '08, & '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	I can't sleep so am reading it again and found this gem, which cracked me up because I can totally picture my mom saying it about my aunt. I just talked to Grandma and your aunt's wedding is going to be the 6th of December. She asked if she could send your invitation here and I told her that if she wanted YOU to get it, she should mail it to YOU. Novel idea? Anyway, the best part of the conversation came later when she told me that your aunt had found her dress and it is beautiful but your aunt is worried that because the dress is ivory, people will think she's not a virgin. Are you kidding me? She's 41 years old. I'd be wearing flaming scarlet so no one would think I was a virgin, especially if I were. I didn't think there was such a thing as a real forty year old virgin. I thought even nuns had had an adventure or two by that age! Geez! At least I'm not related to them by blood. L, M
imnotsayingitright		#16	[-]
Posts: 25672 (03/16/2009 5:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	God, I would have so many to submit if I still had my old email address that I had when my mom first discovered email. I was in college and traveling the world a lot, so she had tons of reasons to nag from afar, in her totally, loving, mom way. She also signed all of her emails, "+++++++!!!!!!!!!!!%%%%%mom" Or some variation of that. I was like, wth is that supposed to be? Her reply: "It's like xoxo." I pointed out that she could just type xoxo. She said, "But these symbols are even prettier!" And after that, the symbols became even more obnoxious, lol, just to prove she could do what she wanted.
Samantha James		#17	[-]
Posts: 10343 (03/16/2009 7:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	So cute.
nerdnik		#18	[-]
Posts: 14976 (03/16/2009 8:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	imnotsayingitright wrote: God, I would have so many to submit if I still had my old email address that I had when my mom first discovered email. I was in college and traveling the world a lot, so she had tons of reasons to nag from afar, in her totally, loving, mom way. She also signed all of her emails, "+++++++!!!!!!!!!!!%%%%%mom" Or some variation of that. I was like, wth is that supposed to be? Her reply: "It's like xoxo." I pointed out that she could just type xoxo. She said, "But these symbols are even prettier!" And after that, the symbols became even more obnoxious, lol, just to prove she could do what she wanted.
VelvetRope11		#19	[-]
Posts: 30265 (03/16/2009 9:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	LOL love it.
Showmeyoursoul		#20	[-]
Posts: 42979 (03/27/2009 10:50 PM) TMI JJBer '08 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	funneh

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