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OhGetOverIt

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(03/11/2009 4:47 PM)

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There is never anything great about my hometown because its nothing but a plethora of snobs:

1. lynnfield

A town in Massachusetts dominated by annoying guidos, rich people, and losers who call it "L-town".
Yo man did you see that Italian kid wearing that varsity jacket in Lynnfield?
lynnfield massachusetts guido loser varsity
by doctor weed Feb 18, 2008 share this
2. Lynnfield

the best little town in Massachusetts...there are no laws, the chillest cops, the residents are quite wealthy but that only makes things better, and there are wicked fun woods parties (pit, res, bpi, lines)
Lynnfield is better than every other town in the world.
rich spoiled wealthy awesome hard core
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orangepeel19

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(03/11/2009 4:51 PM)

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Mine's short and says the location and that it breeds stuck up kids which is so NOT true.

curlysgirl98

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(03/11/2009 4:52 PM)

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City in upstate (downstate? Depends on your point-of-view) New York in the USA. WAY tougher than pussy ol' Poughkeepsie. Take a midnight stroll down Chambers Street and tell me I'm wrong. Has way better views of the Hudson River, too.

It is connected to Beacon by the Hamilton Fish Newburgh-Beacon Bridge. The main high school is NFA, or Newburgh Free Academy, or No Fun Allowed. That last one was not a joke. The school mascot is the Goldback (A type of eagle) and the main rival is Kingston.

Population of 28,259 as of the 2000 census.

ACHIEVEMENTS
-First American city to have electricity
-Home to Broadway, at one time the widest street in America
-One of the first cities in America to fluoridate its water supply
-One of the test markets for the first televisions; the positive feedback the TV's received helped start the worldwide phenomenon
-Once the location of George Washington's encampment.

Bordered by the much more wealthy Town of Newburgh to the north, and middle-class New Windsor to the south.

A.K.A.: The Sixth Borough, Da Burgh, Boringsville, Retardsville
Newburgh is actually a pretty interesting place, despite what most teenagers say about it.

I live in the "more wealthy Town of Newburgh " which isn't really all that wealthy.

ninja please

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(03/11/2009 4:53 PM)

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Fairfax 29 up, 14 down love it hate it

Fairfax, Va - right outside of the great D.C. YES it is northern, and yes we are proud to say so- we are NOT southerners! Not judgmental, welcome of all, fake we are not- posers- no thank you-we find you quick. Be yourself and you WILL have fun in THE Veeee Aaaaa. And we are proud to be here, so don't mess with the 7 0 3. Seriously
Fairfax, the funfax place to be.
virginia fairfax north northerners d.c. dc
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the sentence was lame but i always say we're not south (although, yeah, technically we are)

OhManImScrewed

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(03/11/2009 4:55 PM)

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ninja please wrote:
Fairfax 29 up, 14 down love it hate it

Fairfax, Va - right outside of the great D.C. YES it is northern, and yes we are proud to say so- we are NOT southerners! Not judgmental, welcome of all, fake we are not- posers- no thank you-we find you quick. Be yourself and you WILL have fun in THE Veeee Aaaaa. And we are proud to be here, so don't mess with the 7 0 3. Seriously
Fairfax, the funfax place to be.
virginia fairfax north northerners d.c. dc
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the sentence was lame but i always say we're not south (although, yeah, technically we are)

I was born there.

I don't mind saying it's south.

rubixcube86

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(03/11/2009 4:56 PM)

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Mine is!

1. The middle of no where right next to San Francisco.

2. A small unincorporated area unfortunately stuck in the middle of Oakland, Hayward and San Ramon. While the schools used to be good, now they are full of inner-district transfers of students who generally do poorly at their respective schools in their cities so Castro Valley gets students who are academically challenged and just don't give a shit about it because they don't live in the area and don't care if it brings the values of the homes in the area down (for all the people saying the housing is overpriced it's because the schools USED to be good and people wanted their kids to go to them). Furthermore, it isn't known for ghetto kids because Castro Valley is FAR from it. It was known for chickens (try brushing up on history). People who live in Castro Valley aren't racist or ghetto because 90% of the people you see daily aren't from there.

3. A town in the East Bay affectionately known as Cracker Valley for the massive population of whites and Asians who live in the overpriced homes. Has a reputation for having many undercover KKK members and for producing many wannabe gangsters who would be severely beaten if they ever tried to talk like that in front of someone from Oakland or Richmond. A pretty boring town, Castro Valley wants to be like Piedmont when it comes to being known as a rich kid town and fails rather miserably seeing how nobody outside of the immediate area knows it exists.

I agree with the first one. The other two....

Craaazy Jen

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(03/11/2009 4:57 PM)

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Howard Beach 75 up, 42 down
A neighborhood in Queens NY located just by the Jamaica Bay, where John Gotti use to live. Howard Beach is infamous for Mafia activities and "racial" crimes. Howard Beach is essentially just like Ozone Park, except the stuff you find in Howard Beach actually has quality to it. Cross Bay Boulevard, a busy 6 lane median divided boulevard that crosses the bay and go to Rockaway, is the major shopping strip for the neighborhood. Howard Beach might be a very attractive neighborhood in Queens with a lot going for it, but it also has the most wiggers out of any neighborhood in Queens NY.
Male- Wanna go to Howard beach, I heard theres some nice restaurants on Cross Bay Blvd over there.

Female- No way, there's too many wiggers there.

x Pahk The Cah x

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(03/11/2009 4:58 PM)

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Someone really took the time to post something about my town and it's incredibly long so here's one that just sums everything up:

"a very small town that is surrounded by trees,animals and drugs. ______ has the highest drop out rate in mass and is known as "snortin ______". The girls are bitchy and fake. The guys all act like they're tough meanwhile they drive around in their shitty cars."

cocoloco

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(03/11/2009 5:03 PM)

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northern virginia 120 up, 200 down
the place were you get good weed and the girls are fine as hell. Alexandria, VA BITCHES.

marnie jt

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(03/11/2009 5:10 PM)

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18 up, 3 down

The Best town in the World

Situated in __________, Ireland on the mouth of the __________

This Town is so ___________

SuEzQt2277

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(03/11/2009 5:15 PM)

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Yeah but its a bunch of bullshit which is why it has so many thumbs down.

Hampton 74 up, 617 down
A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.
Lu: Do you know anyone that lives in Hampton?

Ben: I knew this guy Adam, but he jumped in front of a bus.

cocoloco

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(03/11/2009 5:17 PM)

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SuEzQt2277 wrote:
Yeah but its a bunch of bullshit which is why it has so many thumbs down.

Hampton 74 up, 617 down
A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.
Lu: Do you know anyone that lives in Hampton?

Ben: I knew this guy Adam, but he jumped in front of a bus.

This sounds more like Norfolk

SuEzQt2277

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(03/11/2009 5:28 PM)

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cocoloco wrote:

SuEzQt2277 wrote:
Yeah but its a bunch of bullshit which is why it has so many thumbs down.

Hampton 74 up, 617 down
A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.
Lu: Do you know anyone that lives in Hampton?

Ben: I knew this guy Adam, but he jumped in front of a bus.

This sounds more like Norfolk

haha true or downtown Newport News.

Crunkers4NSYNC

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(03/11/2009 5:31 PM)

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Vantucky!

21 up, 5 down

Vancouver,WA: The Armpit of Portland, OR, as opposed to it's butthole (Gresham). A city composed of yuppies, rednecks, outlaws and tweekers. Tweekers are meth addicts who twitch, obviously, and ride 10 speeds with a microwave balanced on the handlebars and a cart of cans trailing behind.

"If you want a speedball and a job at walmart, come to glorious vantucky! and BE SOMEBODY!"

omg

11.	Vantucky	46 up, 21 down
	Vancouver, WA. Think Kentucky but in a different part of the county, and just a city. Just across from the river from Portland, OR the whole city seems to be a few years behind and mullets and 4x4 raised American made trucks are plentiful. With a truck like that, they must be from Vantucky. Her frosted and feathered hairstyle resembles someone from Vantucky.

I can't take it!

Edited By: Crunkers4NSYNC 03/11/2009 5:34 PM. Edited 1 times.

chocolate covered raisins

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(03/11/2009 5:33 PM)

Chris Fanatic '03

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Um....

1. Misfit Kings 2 thumbs down love ithate it

A Gang in palatka,Florida. They waer black bandanas (on there heads banger style) and have a nother black bandana with skulls hanging out there left pant pocket (front or back) or the have it tied to ther rist or leg also know as misfits. They are a skate Gang and street Gang. they like to gambeling,also like to spray paint skulls with five point crowns on there heads.
"Damn vato what hapend to you" i just got jumped by that new gang Misfit Kings one of them hit me up side the head with a skateboard!!!!"
misfit,gang,kings,grafity,gambeling
by King Kreapa Aug 29, 2008 share this

DressedToKill718

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(03/11/2009 5:44 PM)

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1. Ann Arbor 498 up, 215 down love ithate it

Ranked #1 place to raise a family.

"I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know what the Deuce is. If you don't, don't bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. I've done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you can't see that, you sure aren't from the same place as me. You wanna play flipcup? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No, I can't dance, no I don't care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, they're River Rats. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not blue and GOLD, like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Don't even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You can't figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know you're out-of-town because your car isn't covered in bumperstickers. Yes, it's HAAHT in here, and yes, I'm taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least I'm taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed."

Also

2. Ann Arbor 54 up, 25 down love ithate it

Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's the best you can expect from a second rate education.

Woot!

Jillian808

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(05/15/2009 6:36 PM)

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1. k town 5 up, 22 down
Kalihi Hawaii...
where all da bangahz, scrappahz, live.

forget the other wannabe k towns.

96817 KALIHI IS THE REAL HAWAII K-TOWN
dawg, where you repin??

-Straight up K Town

1. k town 5 up, 22 down
Kalihi Hawaii...
where all da bangahz, scrappahz, live.

forget the other wannabe k towns.

96817 KALIHI IS THE REAL HAWAII K-TOWN
dawg, where you repin??

-Straight up K Town
k town kalihi oahu hawaii 96817
by k-town kingz Jul 25, 2008 share this
2. Kanikapila 44 thumbs up
To play music together in Hawaiian. Singing usually accompanied by ukulele and/or guitar. Very common anywhere in Hawaii.
Braddah 1: Eh, we go kanikapila at your house tonight.
Braddah 2: Shootz, shootz.
uke ukulele hawaiian hawaii hawaiian music
by Kalihi Boy Feb 1, 2006 share this
3. K town 29 up, 61 down
Kalihi. Urban ghetto town in Honolulu,HI. Farrington High School home of the GOVS!!!!
K TOWN REPRESENT!!!

population conisists mostly two ethnic groups:
filipino/flip
samoan/sole
"sole live down in k town ah?" "yepp he does"

Westhampton 9 up, 3 down
A rich part of the Hamptons. Everyone who goes there to spend the summers have very nice cars including BMW GMC Mercedes Audi Porshe Lambro's and many other nice cars. It is not a surprize if a child gets a mercedes for their 16 birthday. The kids there live the lives we all wish we could. They ride around in their golfcarts picking up friends at a young age of 13, the police dont car because the children are "privledged" It is not a surprize to see a group of girls riding their $300 bikes to the beach. If you are a somebody in Westhampton you have to belong to belong to their prestigious Country Club. The teenagers that come during the summer know how to party the right way. Most of the locals dont have alot of money it is only the summer people that have alot. Pink ralph lauren polos with white shorts arent very uncommon among the teenagers. Boys were vinyard vines shorts with polos. Dont be suprized if your a local and you get a dirty look from one who has a summer house their.
Girl 1: I dont feel like riding my $500 bike to the beach today.
Girl 2. My daddys chauffer could bring us!
Girl 3: Or I could drive us to the beach in my Mercedes!

Irishlvr04

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(05/15/2009 6:40 PM)

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no but my old town is lol

A description of the people from Taylor, MI. Similar to trailer trash, only with more redneck characteristics. Their anthem can be found on youtube under "Taylor Made".
Person 1:I would txt him back, insulting his intelligence, but I'm pretty sure he's illiterate.
Person 2:Sounds like taylor trash to me.

AtomicDaisy

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(05/15/2009 6:44 PM)

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Asheville

The best city in Western North Carolina. It is totally different from any city in the South. Hippies and Rednecks come together to make this city what it is. It is also known as A-Ville or Ca$hville.

Hey man want to go to the drum circle in downtown Asheville?

Asheville

The biggest city in Western North Carolina. Asheville is home to some of the most liberal people in the South. Despite having a reputation for poor drivers, homosexuals, and potheads, Asheville is a really cultured place. If you can look past the Biltmore House, Asheville has a lot of very cultural things to do that can change the way you think. A djimbe drum circle meets every Friday in downtown Asheville at Pritchard Park, until it gets too cold. Downtown Asheville is the best part of the city, with many locally owned shops and restaurants lining the streets. Local musicians are plentiful, regularly showcasing their talents to the passerby. Asheville has some of the most diverse music and musicians in the region. Tourists frequent the city for the beautiful scenery, the Biltmore House, and to experience the culture that is Asheville. I wouldn't want to live in Asheville for long, but it is worth spending some time there.

Ever been to Asheville, Fred?
No Jim. What is it like?
It was cold and quaint, but the music was great!

blairboy

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(05/15/2009 6:44 PM)

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1.	New Bedford	211 up, 26 down
	a city on south coast Mass where you eat linguica and jag, know to stay away from the Front after dark, head down to the Fort to light up or get laid, know that Guatemalans all live in a van, know that Sassaquin isn't really New Beige, get dressed up to go to the Madeira feast, can prove that the Dartmouth refs get paid off, know that boys do play volleyball, head to Puzzles if you're gay, head to Strand if you're underage, head to Bar 908 if you're a forever resident, and know at least three people who sells drugs cruisin the ave until 2 on a Friday night, hittin up the 24 hour Dunky's, doin a turnaround at Brooks, and laughin at the imports in the Wendy's parkin lot and at the wall by New Beige will never change May 2, 2005 share this
2.	new bedford	81 up, 36 down
	A town with nothing but shit talk in Southern Mass. Close to Fairhaven, Dartmouth, Rochester, Marion and let it be known its the poorest of them all. New Beige a place where the kids ride dirtyy; & know how to party. Everyone that anybody knows everyone. Where the "skaters" skate "the ledge" and the "gangstas" rep the "front." where we know every black kid has a gun and every white boys been jumped atleast once. Where the school system knows nothing but to throw kids out to westside. Noone's really positive who their babies daddies are. Where Charter school is hated and NBHS is forever. Where Mr. Whaler is basically the teen of the town. Kids play frisbee at buttonwood but they play it down right rough. Where every clique has is whore; the term bobblehead is used often. Where we know all the rich kids live in the North end and we know Sassaquin isn't new b. Where UFP is shot up atleast once a year and C-block isn't a real gang. Where all the kids know how to dance; and can shake it like jello makin' all the boys in the surrounding towns say hello. Everyone has a two-way; "BLEEEPBLEEP, Niggahh where you at?!" Where the word "niggah" is deffinatly over used. New Bedford is love and we rep it all too well. The local shows are all "HARDCORE" yet every scene kid shows up. Well yeah we aren't any better then you but dont call New Bedford the "ghetto" its a town too. we love it just as much as you. example: New bedford makes you wanna Holllahhhh :] new beige ghetto love rock rap whores cocaine. by Nichole && Morgan :] Apr 2, 2007 share this
3.	New Bedford	40 up, 4 down
	a city where, you know not to snitch; the west-end is more than just a neighborhood; no one goes to the south-end; everyone goes to 908; the high school is the third largest on the east coast; the ave is only cool to portuguese people; the madeira feast is like a reunion; the whaling city festival is waaaaay to ghetto now; and everybody knows everybody else. New Bedford's soooo ghetto, make you wanna slap yo mama! new bedford massachusetts new b new biege ghetto by Derringer#1 Jan 16, 2008 share this

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