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RandomnessRocks22	Rpattz said if could he'd want a vagina on his elbow	Lead	[-]
Posts: 11393 (03/01/2009 8:54 PM) Most Random '08 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	so that he could lick it all day long. http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/46568/robert-pattinsons-xrated-prefame-pick-up-lines Robert Pattinson's X-Rated Pre-Fame Pick Up Lines? The 'Twilight' star has questionable dating tactics... Friday 09th Jan 2009 ...more Robert Pattinson » Robert Pattinson needs to wash his mouth out with soap if this account of his pre-fame pick up technique is anything to go by. The Twilight star - who insists he is hopeless when it comes to wooing the opposite sex - is said to have taken a less-than-gentlemanly approach to chatting up girls before becoming a Hollywood heartthrob. While out in L.A one night before Twilight hit cinemas and catapulted him onto the A-list, Rob reportedly made his move on an American lass but she seemed less than impressed at what he had to say. "She just stared at him, blankly," a source tells NY Daily News. Rob then reportedly said, "If I could, I'd have a - on the inside of my elbow so I could lick it all day long." We'll let you fill in the blank... Edited By: RandomnessRocks22 03/01/2009 9:08 PM. Edited 1 time.
EndlessNameless		#1	[-]
Posts: 2427 (03/01/2009 8:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	why are you so obsessed with this person
The last migration		#2	[-]
Posts: 6049 (03/01/2009 8:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Creamie, have you masturbated to any of these pick up lines? Some of them sound really sexy.
eatmyshorts		#3	[-]
Posts: 413 (03/01/2009 8:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore
brianne102		#4	[-]
Posts: 4581 (03/01/2009 8:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Oh my.
RandomnessRocks22		#5	[-]
Posts: 11394 (03/01/2009 9:07 PM) Most Random '08 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Fucking love it. Makes me love the man even more.
selfish love		#6	[-]
Posts: 12758 (03/01/2009 9:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore
FunSized		#7	[-]
Posts: 2013 (03/01/2009 9:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Charming
plnktn1		#8	[-]
Posts: 303 (03/01/2009 9:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Don't people always say to try to lick your elbow because it's not possible?
The last migration		#9	[-]
Posts: 6055 (03/01/2009 9:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Come on, answer the question! I am sure you are not the only one who gets off to RP.
perrvy hobbit fancier		#10	[-]
Posts: 3051 (03/01/2009 9:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Uh, nice?
AudaciousAudrey		#11	[-]
Posts: 22763 (03/01/2009 9:12 PM) Biggest Know It All '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	plnktn1 wrote: Don't people always say to try to lick your elbow because it's not possible? He said on the inside of his elbow, which is still pretty difficult, at least for me.
RandomnessRocks22		#12	[-]
Posts: 11395 (03/01/2009 9:12 PM) Most Random '08 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	The last migration wrote: Come on, answer the question! I am sure you are not the only one who gets off to RP. LOL no I don't masturbate to him.
LaurenluvsJRT		#13	[-]
Posts: 3205 (03/01/2009 9:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	WTF!?
helenstl		#14	[-]
Posts: 2918 (03/01/2009 9:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	AudaciousAudrey wrote: plnktn1 wrote: Don't people always say to try to lick your elbow because it's not possible? He said on the inside of his elbow, which is still pretty difficult, at least for me. Really easy for me
AudaciousAudrey		#15	[-]
Posts: 22764 (03/01/2009 9:15 PM) Biggest Know It All '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	helenstl wrote: AudaciousAudrey wrote: plnktn1 wrote: Don't people always say to try to lick your elbow because it's not possible? He said on the inside of his elbow, which is still pretty difficult, at least for me. Really easy for me Okay? Guess you have shorter arms.
youreallygotmeatchasez		#16	[-]
Posts: 8613 (03/01/2009 9:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	AudaciousAudrey wrote: Okay? Guess you have shorter arms. lmao!
helenstl		#17	[-]
Posts: 2919 (03/01/2009 9:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	maybe I am just more talented
IHaveABigHeadAndLittleArms		#18	[-]
Posts: 27 (03/01/2009 9:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	AudaciousAudrey wrote: helenstl wrote: AudaciousAudrey wrote: plnktn1 wrote: Don't people always say to try to lick your elbow because it's not possible? He said on the inside of his elbow, which is still pretty difficult, at least for me. Really easy for me Okay? Guess you have shorter arms. Don't make fun of shortarmed ppl k.
TYCP Sha		#19	[-]
Posts: 95295 (03/01/2009 9:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	He's an...interesting lad.
Dylishis		#20	[-]
Posts: 3711 (03/01/2009 9:30 PM) Most Outspoken '08 JJBer of the Year '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Ew. His stinky looking ass.