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hallefan82 wrote:

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1) You're an idiot. Thinking Maniston is funny, is like thinking Hitler is funny. That's technically subjective too - but it doesn't change the fact that outside of Neo-Nazis, and maybe not even them - no one actually thinks Hitler is funny. Maniston is not funny. Say she's a good straight man (also a lie), but stop trying to say she's Dave Chappelle or Kathy Griffin. Maniston is no comedian. That is evident in her leery, scared, awkward public appearances and interviews. It has been the case for a long time. She's an actor (a bad one) who plays straight man in sit-coms and rom-coms.

2) Aniston 'has better things to do?!' Hmmmm. Really - how so?? Isn't it too bad she couldn't find something better to do on Oscar Sunday last week when Brad & Angelina were nominated. Or maybe find something better to say, rather than trying Angelina in the court of public opinion all over again (this time while letting Brad off the hook) while pimping her shitty movies - 'She's 'uncool,' she's inappropriate,' and emphasized people should 'consider the source,' as it pertains to Angelina Jolie (inferring distrust, and malfeasance). Afterall, good people who are humanitarians, and philanthropists are always aided when others who are constantly portrayed in the press as 'good girls and innocent victims,' assassinate their already 'evil' character. Keep it up Jen. Maybe you can hit Angelina the mom and humanitarian with more sneak attacks, and excoriating 'soundbites.' Team Aniston will conquer Team Jolie yet!!

3) Should I talk slow. I mean really, exactly how dense are you?? Have you NOT been paying attention AT ALL. Are you serious when you asked the following:

'We hype Brad & Angelina's films, do we work for them?'

See, listen up..here's the diff, hon: Brad & Angelina are arguably the most famous movie stars in the world. Those that have Aniston's interests at heart would be HERE, for the SAME REASONS Aniston is STILL talking about Brangelina 5 years later - and can't/won't move on. BECAUSE HELLO??!! NOTHING ELSE PAYS THE BILLS. Damn. Grow a brain.

The Worldwide FASCINATION lies WITH THEM (Brad & Angie). WE are on a Brad & Angelina THREAD - the most popular on all of JJB (both threads!). WE ALL are supposed fans of Brad and Angelina - WE ARE INTERNATIONAL. We are BUSY. We have LOTS of members!! It has been proven, and is a widely accepted WORLDWIDE FACT that Aniston remains media RELEVANT because of HER OWN continued hyper-association with Brangelina (COATTAILING), as their victim (see all of her press to date), precisely BECAUSE Brad & Angie generate so much interest themselves - worldwide.

The reason why she gets press, is the same reason ANYONE who invokes their name GETS PRESS (be it older folks like Roseann, Joan Rivers, or Kirk Douglas who never get covered..to Barack Obama.). Consequently, THAT is why IF you did work for Maniston, you wouldn't BE ANYWHERE ELSE, BUT HERE (and anywhere ELSE the millions of WORLDWIDE Brangelina fans RESIDE and converge. HELLO??!! YOOHOOO??!! ANYONE HOME!??!!)!

Seriously, you really are NOT that bright. But you ARE funny (funnier than Aniston at any rate)...I guess you think the Maniston/Huvane staff/interns would NIX the busy popular worldwide 'Brangelina' threads with over 80,000 posts combined that constantly stay on the front page at JJBs, for some obscure 'Friends' website with 5 people on it??

Wake the fck up, fool.

They're here - and they WIN, if Maniston is supported. Do yourself and the rest of us fans a favor if you like pooches - see the dog movie a week or two weeks later if you have such a need and you are not a Huvane staffer...

....the rest of the Huvane staff can fck off. We know you're here.

I cannot believe what I have just read.

You are a disgrace to Brad and Angelina fans. I'm not sure any fan of Brad and Angelina would want to be associated a nutcase like you. I even worry about the Jolie-Pitt family and their children, with people like you around. You need locking up in a padded cell.