Things That Don't Make Sense In Movies

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killergoalie13		#161	[-]
Posts: 10544 (01/27/2009 10:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Sweetie1384 wrote: I think there were a few scenes of that in Halloween movies or Jason movies.. the girl just stands there and watches her boyfriend being killed..JUST standing there..I just am like in awe ..lol Well maybe in those situations, the girl is just horny. After all we are all aware that a lot of girls do go for the "BAD" boys. And if her boyfriend is too much of a wuss to put up a fight against one measely psycho killer in either a goalie mask, or a white William Shatner mask, regardless of whether or not the killer is holding a machete or 15" butcher knife etc, than maybe in her eyes, he's not worthy to help, and more importantly maybe she can finally hook up with a "REAL" man. One she KNOWS will take a life for her. (Almost assuringly HERS, but that's a minor detail.)
Sweetie1384		#162	[-]
Posts: 14857 (01/27/2009 10:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	LOL... I wish they made the people in horror movies a LITTLE smarter.. thats all.. haha Case in point...2 clowns in the cornfield in F Vs J, are getting high and drunk, and Jason is just standing there.. he looks very still.. but COME on.. do you really expect HIM as a scarecrow? Those 2 had their deaths coming to him, I am sorry they did lol. I still love that line that the guy who did a lot of drugs said.. that Goalie was sure pissed about something lol... I am sorry that movie made me laugh more then it made me scared.. and of course, that movie had to start off with a naked woman at Crystal Lake.. THATS ANOTHER THING.. do not be anywhere in the woods alone naked.. because usually you will be killed. One way or another. And yeah don't have sex, do drugs or drink, you will be killed if you do any of those.
killergoalie13		#163	[-]
Posts: 10545 (01/27/2009 10:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	You got a lot of great points. I too loved F vs J, and thought it was a lot more funny than it was scary. Had some cool kills. Those two stoned losers in the corn field, and of course the backward bending bed. That one was awesome!! Oh yeah and we can't forget about "Glow Boy". He sure went for a nice FLIGHT courtesy of Mr. Voorhees. As far as that goalie being pissed..what can I say, we goalies do get pissed off rather easily. Heck in the Screenplay for the movie that I'm writing where Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees team up, Jason actually plays goalie in a hockey game, and ends up killing a player who took a couple of shots at him with the puck (How dare he!!), and also kills the referee when he calls a penalty on him. As far as being a cute girl in the woods or at some spooky camp/lake etc and running around or swimming naked goes, I believe that IS a standard prerequisite of all official campgrounds and/or forest areas. It's in the "Rules To This Campground/Forest Area that all visitors receive. But I'll have to check on that to be sure. I do agree also that they should make the people a bit smarter at least. Would be nice to see Jason or Michael kill some nerds for a change, instead of just horny party animals. Hmmm I don't think SCREECH is doing anything these days.
kariya the dog		#164	[-]
Posts: 8077 (01/27/2009 10:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	killergoalie13 wrote: Also, Why do people ALWAYS find parking RIGHT in front of the building they need to enter, no matter how busy the building may be, or how big the city is? I always laugh about that and it gets my mom too. We'll be watching and I'll be like "oh, look at that, front row parking...". And I always did it especially when we'd watch Remington Steele episodes because she was always RIGHT in front of the building, morning noon or night, ALWAYS. Amazing.
killergoalie13		#165	[-]
Posts: 10546 (01/27/2009 11:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Not only that, Kariya, but they NEVER (or almost never) take their keys with them, never lock their car doors, and yet their cars, sometimes even a convertible, are always right there, safe and sound, nary a scratch or a dust bunny even, when they come out of the building. Even if they're parked in the worst part of town. Unless of course having their car stripped or stolen is key to the plotline, but usually nope, it's right there in all it's glory.
GettinHotWithJC		#166	[-]
Posts: 38658 (01/27/2009 11:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	stef1208 wrote: In the Lion King, once Scar becomes king, the pride lands are all dried up and what not...like, it's a total desert. Then once Simba is king, BAM it rains and everything is all leafy again. I know it's a Disney movie and it's supposed to be symbolic and all that shit, but c'mon! Lions can't control the weather!!! It's a drought and then when he returns it's rain season. Speaking of The Lion King. When the lightening strikes the ground and everything gets set on fire. Why the hell is Pride ROCK on fire?! There isn't anything up there that can burn.
Sweetie1384		#167	[-]
Posts: 14860 (01/28/2009 6:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	LOL.. oh and when your child says that they have a KILLER doll, believe him okay.. and then go tear that doll apart or somehow kill it so it can't come back to life.
StarBrite310		#168	[-]
Posts: 6050 (01/29/2009 4:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	I noticed something yesterday that happens in TV shows and movies. When someone rings the doorbell or knocks, the people that are about to open it and are standing right where you can for sure hear them if they speak, talk so loudly and many times someone will say "TELL THEM I'M NOT HERE!". Ummm the person knocking would for sure be able to hear that Sorry if I'm not explaining it clearly but it does happen all the time and I always think it's so stupid hehe.
Nluva4eva02		#169	[-]
Posts: 6380 (01/29/2009 7:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	JustMusic101 wrote: Sham99 wrote: Why doesn't Rose move over so Jack get on the raft? Why does she just lay there relaxing and singing , leaving him to tread water the whole time. I watched this yesterday, but he tried to get on it and they toppled over so he decided to stay off. It still doesn't make sense. Dude, all it takes is her going to one side to even out the weight and then him pushing himself up on the other side. They tried ONCE! who tries once when you are in freezing cold Atlantic water? It never made sense and I hate Rose for it!
raratwentyfour		#170	[-]
Posts: 914 (01/29/2009 11:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	killergoalie13 wrote: Not only that, Kariya, but they NEVER (or almost never) take their keys with them, never lock their car doors, and yet their cars, sometimes even a convertible, are always right there, safe and sound, nary a scratch or a dust bunny even, when they come out of the building. Even if they're parked in the worst part of town. Unless of course having their car stripped or stolen is key to the plotline, but usually nope, it's right there in all it's glory. Okay, you are good - that's what I came to post. That's my one pet peeve - you never see anyone take out keys to start their car or open doors. Also, dialogue like this: Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: Yeah. Guy: How 'bout Saturday? Pick you up a 8? Girl: Sure. Uh, unless the guy can read minds, he's never picking your ass up, girl. He never got her phone number, address, directions, etc. They don't call each other before the date. Its so not true to real life. About horror movies: I seriously love all the Jason films. I don't have high expectations just that it's not boring and moves along. Mike Myers doesn't do it for me. And Freddie was hilarious - but super scary in the beginning of the series.
hellokittyprincess087		#171	[-]
Posts: 8898 (01/29/2009 11:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	I like this post. This probably has been mention before but in sitcoms no one locks thier doors. Like on Friends and Will and Grace, no body knocks they just walk right in. Jack and Joey used to just waltz right in and be in full conversation mode.
Charrm		#172	[-]
Posts: 9396 (01/30/2009 12:59 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Iwantnumber18 wrote: When girls wake up, go to sleep or come out of the shower with a full face of make-up. ugh! that's one of my biggest pet peeves with tv shows. i started noticing it when watching king of queens and raymond. both wives went to bed and woke up with makeup. it's annoying.
adri028456		#173	[-]
Posts: 1375 (01/30/2009 1:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Every time I think of something that doesn't make sense in a movie I think of Terminator. Biggest freakin plot hole ever IMO. John Connor in the future sends Kyle back in time to protect his mom from the Terminator from wiping her out before she can get pregnant with John, yet Kyle is the one that is his father. How in the hell can he send his father back in time to ultimately conceive his ass when he wouldn't have even existed in the first place to send him? Edited By: adri028456 01/30/2009 1:46 AM. Edited 1 times.
Nluva4eva02		#174	[-]
Posts: 6381 (01/30/2009 2:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	adri028456 wrote: Every time I think of something that doesn't make sense in a movie I think of Terminator. Biggest freakin plot hole ever IMO. John Connor in the future sends Kyle back in time to protect his mom from the Terminator from wiping her out before she can get pregnant with John, yet Kyle is the one that is his father. How in the hell can he send his father back in time to ultimately conceive his ass when he wouldn't have even existed in the first place to send him? similarly with The Lake House. So at the end she warns him that if he goes to the square he dies and doesn't die in the square so he can wait to meet up with her in the future. If he doesn't die in the square, she doesn't get freaked out/depressed and go to the lake house to get away from it all and thus find his letters, begin talking to him, fall in love and subsequently warn him about dying in the square. If she doesn't warn him, he goes and dies and she gets freaked out and goes to the lake, and so on and so forth. It's just one vicious circle. It doesn't work.
Ease Your Mind		#175	[-]
Posts: 1333 (01/30/2009 2:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet but... horror movies. Weapons. Now... you have supposedly beaten the killer! You have won the battle! You're holding either a knife or some other sort of weapon that wielded the "final" blow. Then... you DROP said weapon near the body. Um... how about NO? Take the damn thing WITH you. And, not to mention, that they THINK they've killed the killer... have dropped the weapon near the killer... and they just STAND there, like it's over. And they walk away all slowly. I'm sorry, but I am STILL bustin' ass outta there after all that. Or I'm going to make damn sure the killer is dead. Which pretty much means you have to cut off their head or they WILL come back. lol.
Pokey22		#176	[-]
Posts: 2162 (01/30/2009 3:52 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	Dumb And Dumber: So Lloyd is a limo driver and picks up the dream girl from her house and takes her to the airport. Then she leaves her briefcase in the airport and he retrieves it and travels to Aspen and hopes to find her and give her back the briefcase. Why didn't he just go back to her house where he picked her up and drop it off there? Or assume that eventually she'll return back home and wait for her at the house?
Olivia725		#177	[-]
Posts: 1640 (01/30/2009 9:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	StarBrite310 wrote: I noticed something yesterday that happens in TV shows and movies. When someone rings the doorbell or knocks, the people that are about to open it and are standing right where you can for sure hear them if they speak, talk so loudly and many times someone will say "TELL THEM I'M NOT HERE!". Ummm the person knocking would for sure be able to hear that Sorry if I'm not explaining it clearly but it does happen all the time and I always think it's so stupid hehe. Also, they will stand somewhere and be 2' away from someone and that person doesn't hear anything they are saying. But thru the noise of a crowd and a thick wall, a wife can hear that her husband cheated on her with the town tramp (who is sometimes married to the man that the wife is screwing)
sweeti4509		#178	[-]
Posts: 2259 (01/30/2009 12:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	I hate in horror movies where someone is trying to get away, so they run to an abandoned car that just happens to be unlocked, and then they proceed to check everywhere for the keys and it never fails that they are in the visor. WHO leaves their keys in their car in the visor? I mean REALLY?!
dolce55		#179	[-]
Posts: 4903 (01/30/2009 1:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	In any movie when a character is able to sell their house or apartment and move into a new one like the next day? Do these houses not go into escrow? Is there never an offer or counteroffer?! How does their stuff get moved so fast and their places get decorated so quickly!
TigerChasez1486		#180	[-]
Posts: 9603 (01/30/2009 1:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Friend Block Invite Ignore	For TV shows and movies in general: wardrobe is rarely worn twice. Now I know movies/tv shows have to be fashionable and keep the audience interested in outfits and whatnot, but seriously...they have people who have no business having a completely new outfit every day (ie: Carrie Bradshaw, basically every character on Friends) wearing something new every time they are on screen. And to top it off, in real life, someone would normally make a comment (girls) about someone's outfit if they hadn't seen it before, but that never happens because everyone's clothes are always new. Some shows they wear clothes more than once, I remember Shawn wore repeats on Boy Meets World. A lot of them did. Dumb And Dumber: So Lloyd is a limo driver and picks up the dream girl from her house and takes her to the airport. Then she leaves her briefcase in the airport and he retrieves it and travels to Aspen and hopes to find her and give her back the briefcase. Why didn't he just go back to her house where he picked her up and drop it off there? Or assume that eventually she'll return back home and wait for her at the house? Because he's dumb. Plain and simple. Also he wanted to get out of town. I mean he's dumb but why would he wait that long for his 'dream' girl to come back?

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