After you drop a massive dump. I personally (front to back of course, I AM a lady after all) prefer to begin my sitting down and removing the bulk with toilet
paper. Then I finish off with baby wipes until you can't see anything left on the wipe. Only then do I then consider my butt fresh enough to leave the
bathroom.
What's your technique for wiping your dirty shitty asshole.
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What's your technique for wiping your dirty shitty asshole. |
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TMI maybe? eww
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Posts: 278 (01/23/2009 1:48 PM) |
Thanks for sharing.
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Posts: 9154 (01/23/2009 1:49 PM) |
Bulk.
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Posts: 3281 (01/23/2009 1:51 PM) |
eww.. I get wiping with wet ones but then you gotta dry off with dry TP. You want your asscrack all moist? gross. That's a breeding ground for infection!
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The fuck? |
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Oh god has this ever happened to anyone else? Where you've taken what felt like a MASSIVE greasy shit that made you feel like you lost weight afterward.
Then you go to wipe your ass and there's nothing on the toilet paper? It's like a ghost demon that had possessed you had just escaped from your asshole. It's like a miracle. I feel so lucky when that happens I go out and play the lotto. That's more of a mystery/miracle than one of those phony bologna miracles like a sunrise or child birth. Those can be explained through science. Ghost shits can't. |
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((speechless))
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Posts: 2602 (01/23/2009 1:56 PM) |
Why don't you just use the pillow case from the pillow you humped earlier? Because I have no idea how you can hump a pillow and put your head on it
afterward to sleep. You might as well use it for t/p
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LOL... WTF!? I have no words...
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I drag my ass on the carpet.
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1. I was 13.
2. I washed the pillow case and didn't use all of them to sleep with. 3. I think I might have had underwear on. I'm sure you didn't try to get off in any crazy retarded ways when you were 13. |
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finger poppin fun wrote: 
The commercial with the dog dragging his ass on the carpet always makes me laugh. |
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¿Lo qué está mal con tu?
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Aission Mccomplished
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