PudgieBelly wrote:You know why, darling slut? Because it did not BOTHER you INTERNALLY that you just fucked your crush. Books/poems/movies/JJB posts alike are all born of a turmoiled mind. So please consider yourself superior because your morals and standards for yourself are simply less....strict.
SingJCyouMakeMeShiver wrote:I've had sex with someone who wasn't my boyfriend, but I didn't pull my panties on and immediately rush to the computer and make a post
Yes, I'm sure nobody in this thread has ever had sex with somebody who wasn't their boyfriend. Maybe if I didn't have a life I'd figure out all their screen names and read the JJB archives to call them out on the time they made a post about "got some from my crush tonniiight." Fucking hypocrites. Every reply to posts like that is "YOU GO GIRL. Wear the red panties next time."
That being beside the point that lust obviously has NOTHING to do with the original post, and is just thrown in here to tick me off.
OMG!! Do you think he likes me??!?!
I just fucked my crush. I haven't talked to him in like 10 days, but he invited me over to drink with all his friends. Except his friends weren't there, and the "drinks" were actually flavored lube. I think he likes me, do you?!
Edit: it was 3 days ago, and I've texted him 9 times, no response. Should I text him again or does that look desperate?
I like surrounding myself with people who teach me something and expose me to new things. They just happen usually to be educated. I do not run for the fucking hills when someone in my vicinity has a HS diploma. They're just more likely to watch "The Hills" (DISCLAIMER: INTENTIONALLY OFFENSIVE STATEMENT MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS SARCASM).
Yeah, you guys don't catch those-- because you're not college educated (DISCLAIMER: ANOTHER INTENTIONALLY OFFENSIVE STATEMENT MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS SARCASM).
This is exhausting. Yawn.
