Further sweeps of the apartment have revealed nothing. 
My toothpaste looked a little funny so I squeezed out half the tube for good measure. I was up at
work filling out an application for a promotion and he just so happened to swing by to visit. (That's how we met, he used to be my boss, but now works for
another company.) We saw each other across the store and I just scowled at him. He starts hollering down the walk way, "Oh look at her, checking over her
shoulder, she's so PARANOID." I just start ranting about what a failure he is an skulk away
I did of course take the opportunity to hand two other employees bright pink sharpies. They went up to "say hello" and marked him down both arms. Ass hat had to go back to work with pink arms. He really should know better than to come taunt me on my territory. He's stopping by in a bit to borrow something and I am SO not letting him out of my sight.
My toothpaste looked a little funny so I squeezed out half the tube for good measure. I was up at
work filling out an application for a promotion and he just so happened to swing by to visit. (That's how we met, he used to be my boss, but now works for
another company.) We saw each other across the store and I just scowled at him. He starts hollering down the walk way, "Oh look at her, checking over her
shoulder, she's so PARANOID." I just start ranting about what a failure he is an skulk away
I did of course take the opportunity to hand two other employees bright pink sharpies. They went up to "say hello" and marked him down both arms. Ass hat had to go back to work with pink arms. He really should know better than to come taunt me on my territory. He's stopping by in a bit to borrow something and I am SO not letting him out of my sight.
Trust me, I wouldn't hesitate one SECOND. I've been hung up on this boy for months now. He's just way out of my league, and I already told him I
liked him and nothing came of it, so yeah. If I put condoms in his car I would never hear the end of what a huge favor I did for him 
He realllllllllllly likes
her. Yeah, breaks my heart. Big time.
