JCsSchizoShorty wrote:
Ross came back from the tanning salon
" How do you count to 10?"
Monica: 1,2,3,...
Ross: " dammit!" "lmao"
Mississippilessly?!?! 
My favorite episode ever!
Let's post funny "Friends" quotes! :)
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Posts: 1421 (03/08/2008 11:56 AM) |
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JCfanaddict |
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Posts: 3795 (03/08/2008 2:52 PM) |
laura0985 wrote: We moved last Saturday and when my two guy friends were lifting the heavy ass couch up three flights, my roomies and I were randomly yelling "PIVOT!" 
I love "Friends!" Def. one of my favorite shows! And I love having friends who love "Friends," because when we get together we usually end up spouting quotes.
Kinda random, but a few friends and I went to a concert last year, and my sister and I were on the upper level, above two of my friends who were on the floor just below us. At one point we were being stupid, so my sister and I put our hands behind our necks and flapped our arms down at one of our friends. She's not a "Friends" fan, so she didn't know what we were doing, but she turned to my other friend (whose back was to us), and imitated us and said, "They're doing this. What's that mean?!" So my friend showed her how to knock her fists together and told her to do that to us. I'm sure anyone who saw us thought we weren't all there, but we were rolling.
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Luckyleaf |
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Posts: 2644 (03/08/2008 9:57 PM) |
Joey gets some old lawn furniture to furnish their apartment after they were robbed. And Joey and Chandler are sitting in rusty lawn furniture with a canoe on
the ground and their chick and duck with beer and Chandler asks, "Could we BE anymore white trash?"
I love that line 
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JCsSchizoShorty |
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Posts: 1230 (03/08/2008 10:10 PM) |
Pheobe, joey and Ross are imitating chandler at the coffee shop
Ross: The Hills are alive with the sound of... MUSIC!! ( the way he says it makes me laugh so hard i cry!!) Rachel was talking about joey: " Yeah, I don't want the baby's first words to be, "Hey! How you doin?" " 
Ross and Rachel talking about baby names: "what about ruth?" " I didn't know we were having an 80year old woman!" ( I don't know if these quotes are acurate, but i'll be watching the shows tonight anyway so i can come back and correct them)
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JellyBean2008 |
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Posts: 1331 (03/09/2008 1:15 AM) |
 so i can read them later.
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2cn1ny2s |
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Posts: 230 (03/09/2008 1:29 AM) |
More tourkey, Meester Chandler?
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Valerie Me |
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Posts: 11649 (03/09/2008 1:42 AM) |
LMAO. I love this show.
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JT got me lovestoned |
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Posts: 1173 (03/09/2008 2:57 AM) |
Joey asks Ross:
"Who would you rather sleep with, Rachel or Monica" Ross: "Dude, your sick" Joey: "Oh! Sorry, i forgot you have that whole Rachel thing.."
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JCsSchizoShorty |
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Posts: 1232 (03/10/2008 7:25 AM) |
The friends are asking monica about her date:
Monica: "He's our age" Chandler: " When we were??"
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Bee |
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Posts: 236 (03/10/2008 11:12 AM) |
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7,
…7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)!
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LilDrumurGrl |
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Posts: 1294 (03/10/2008 1:54 PM) |
Ross: He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.
Monica: I wasn't escaping! Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire? Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel. Ross: You were trying to eat it! |
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Posts: 618 (03/10/2008 2:48 PM) |
Ross : This tastes like feet!
Joey : I like it! |
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Darling Nikki33 |
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Posts: 619 (03/10/2008 2:49 PM) |
UNAGI!
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Darling Nikki33 |
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Posts: 622 (03/10/2008 2:53 PM) |
WELL THIS IS ALL BRAND NEW INFORMATION!
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Posts: 7339 (05/30/2008 8:13 PM) |
Bump!! I love this post!
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Posts: 1121 (05/30/2008 8:33 PM) |
Breast Milk
PHOEBE: I licked my arm, what? ROSS: It's breast milk. RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.
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05/30/2008 8:48 PM.
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katybaby |
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Posts: 12003 (05/31/2008 12:04 AM) |
Oh jeez I totally forgot about Unagi!
**Phoebe & Rachel pop out of Ross's curtains and he screams like a girl** Rachel: "Ahhh... salmon skin roll."
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Cupcake44 |
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Posts: 749 (05/31/2008 12:53 AM) |
Monica: "Is this your box of clothes? I'll just label it WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"
Rachel: "Funny, I was just going to write that on Chandler!" |
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jayci22 |
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Posts: 6166 (05/31/2008 2:09 AM) |
Chandler: You know? It's been a while since we've screamed something. Do you think we should? OH, COME ON!
Phoebe: NOO! UGH! DAMN YOU REF! YOU BURN IN HELL! Monica: Hey! What are you doing? You've got to save room. You have almost an entire turkey to eat! Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. Monica: *Rolls her eyes* Joey: I have to warm up my stomach first. See, eating chips in like... Stretching. Monica: Okay. Joey: Don't worry. Tribbiani's NEVER get full. Will: Rachel... Green. Ross: Oh, that's right. Are you going to be okay? Will: Oh, I'll be fine... God... I hate her, Ross. I HATE HER. Joey: *Looks at the turkey* How big is that? Monica: It's about 19lbs. Joey: That's like me when I was born. Rachel: Can we just keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just making me... Yuck. Will: *coughTYPICALcough* Rachel: I'm sorry? What? Will: I said it was TYPICAL! Typical of you, Rachel Green. Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in her little Rachel-land. *sarcastic hair flip* Joey: Seriously, who is this guy? Rachel: Uhm... Sorry, but do you have a problem with me? Will: I don't know? Do I? Do I? Phoebe: I think you do. Will: You went out with her? We had a pact. Ross: That was in high school. It's not like it was binding "forever". Will: Then WHY did it have the word "eternity" in it? Chandler: Everybody at MY school knew about it! You were the hermaphrodite-cheerleader from Long Island?!?! Ross: If you must know... Anita was very gentle AND tender... May she rest in peace. Monica: Didn't she walk with a cane? Ross: ONLY WHEN IT WAS DAMP! These are pretty much just my favourite scenes from this episode, lol.
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05/31/2008 10:43 AM.
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Posts: 9480 (05/31/2008 11:12 AM) |
PHOEBE: Yes you can. Sting said so himself. This post is awesome.
I love the song Joey sang to his hand twin. "This hand is my hand, this hand is your hand. No wait that's my hand...No wait that's your hand!" Rachel: (Picking up the phone) Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too... hello? Oh wait... I forgot to dial. (There is a knock at the door) Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers.
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We moved recently and when we'd move heavy stuff we always pulled
the "PIVOT!!!!!!!!!!!" "Piiiiiiiiivoot!" Line.
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