Phew, none of you all know me. I have a weird fucking name. 
Fucked up baby names
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 Batoutofheck |
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Posts: 564 (11/30/2007 4:23 PM) |
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midnitestarz82 |
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Posts: 1718 (11/30/2007 4:25 PM) |
Not too weird, but I knew a girl in school named Candy Flowers. I always wondered if she was either conceived or born on Valentine's Day. |
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diamondeyedlucy |
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Posts: 680 (11/30/2007 4:30 PM) |
EriksHeadGear wrote: Whoops! Yeah, my bad...typo. LOL |
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BweeUTeful |
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Posts: 1611 (11/30/2007 4:41 PM) |
luusmeitli wrote: That is a little better. a little.
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skyblue87 |
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Posts: 131 (11/30/2007 4:44 PM) |
I know somebody who named there kid No Smoking. And another one was named Broken Feather.
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Carolyn31 |
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Posts: 16315 (11/30/2007 4:47 PM) |
Friends of my aunt's named their baby Poboy. It reminds me of the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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princessjrt |
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Posts: 1428 (11/30/2007 4:50 PM) |
he was just your standard gee-zus!
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Jenny Cide |
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Posts: 13537 (11/30/2007 5:00 PM) JJB Angel '07 |
I went to college with a girl named Honey Combs. What else? Oh, a kid named Present. And a girl named Eshaunanay.
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DrtyPopMe |
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Posts: 33065 (11/30/2007 5:09 PM) |
Jenny Cide wrote: How do you even pronouce that? |
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bigredmunkeebutt |
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Posts: 2208 (11/30/2007 5:10 PM) |
DrtyPopMe wrote: EE-Shaw- Nay-Nay? |
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Jenny Cide |
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Posts: 13542 (11/30/2007 5:18 PM) JJB Angel '07 |
bigredmunkeebutt wrote: Very close! E-Shaw-nahh-nay. |
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mellei |
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Posts: 1716 (11/30/2007 5:21 PM) |
The name is not messed up but naming a boy Britney is. He went by Brit for short.
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DrtyPopMe |
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Posts: 33066 (11/30/2007 5:22 PM) |
Jenny Cide wrote: Oh that's interesting
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Kanoodles |
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Posts: 1643 (11/30/2007 5:26 PM) |
Well I know a girl whose name is Sparkle.
She's cute to. When she introduces herself she just jumps in and does this little dance and says "Hi I am Sparkle!" |
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YWorry |
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Posts: 3535 (11/30/2007 5:51 PM) |
My sister used to work for Directory Assistance and she once had a Ginger Breadhouse.
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tooshbaby |
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Posts: 217 (11/30/2007 5:53 PM) |
okay...honestly? That one ^ was the best one I've heard. That's just cruel.
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danceNYY |
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Posts: 3036 (11/30/2007 6:13 PM) |
skyblue87 wrote: Man, I was sure I'd be the first to post NoSmoking. I've heard someone with that name too, pronnounced Noh-sma-king. I know someone named Abcde pronnounced Ab-seh-duh. |
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FantasyWriter02 |
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Posts: 1490 (11/30/2007 7:00 PM) |
My cousins have a half brother named Cable.
I helped out in a kindergarten class with a little girl named Heavenly. She was adorable too. |
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JustBrit2007 |
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Posts: 13429 (12/01/2007 5:24 AM) |
LaVodka? Verbatim? No Smoking? i so would kill my mother if she named me one of those ghetto ass names.
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Ninido |
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Posts: 3792 (12/01/2007 6:03 AM) |
As funny as these are, and as much as I've laughed reading through this.
These parents piss me off, haha. Trying to be so original and clever and cute and they ALL failed miserably at it. |
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