Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (killergoalie13) — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:24:49 GMT

The Marine (or whatever section of the military he belongs to) to her right, must be thinking, "Please let me shoot her, for the love of humanity, and for the love of our country, PLEASE let me shoot her."

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feeds@yuku.com (Simmm) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:00:27 GMT

Her life is so tragic now.

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (jerrycouder) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:32:55 GMT

If Simon hears it, I am sure he would say "this is very unpatriotic bitch!"

I just don't understand why that there are hundreds of super talented singers out there cannot make it but HORRIBLE singers such Jessica Simpson and her sister ASSlee can. I was on Youtube earlier and found this very talented amature singer named Natalie, boy, she is one million times BETTER than Jessica Simpson! Please check it out:
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Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (chocolate covered raisins) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:04:28 GMT

That dress makes her look like she has a baby bump.

DO SOME SIT UPS.

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feeds@yuku.com (tingpao) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:59:49 GMT

i love her dress.

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feeds@yuku.com (SoFly96) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:46:01 GMT

I read the comments before seeing the video, but after seeing it I found the singing to be better and the dress to be even more awful than what was described here. It just was not flattering and seemed a bit inappropriate--like wrong occassion inappropriate, not skanky inappropriate.

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (waitwhat) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:34:29 GMT

hvnlyinnocent01 wrote:
Sidenote -- Horizontal stripes are to make you look like you have more curves, vertical stripes are to make eyes focus on height and not curves. Who is her stylist? That dress is horrible for her figure.

She has some kind of reality show coming about body image and whatnot. I suspect she is trying to milk the whole "Jessica is fat" thing by wearing unflattering clothes. The more press...

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (Stars in my eyes) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:31:41 GMT

wow.....that was bad. She looks and sounds like she's in extreme pain trying to scream out those notes.

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (Hello Kitty) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:10:23 GMT

That sounded... not as bad as I thought it was going to, but not very good... and why does she move her head and neck like that everytime she sings, not matter what she's singing?

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (NotLiza) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:07:03 GMT

Holy shit that was bad I feel embarrassed for her

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (folkbitts) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:56:24 GMT

She sounds like a squeky door.

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (hvnlyinnocent01) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:47:32 GMT

She tries way too hard.
Even back when she performed "I Wanna Love You Forever" at the Grammy's, and she said she was trying to impress Clive and show she should have won for whatever she was nominated, she KNEW she was trying too hard and her face was all red, so why would she not try to learn how to adjust her voice and talent, instead of continuing to sound awful and screamy?

Sidenote -- Horizontal stripes are to make you look like you have more curves,...

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (Winter11) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:50:59 GMT

She's fat.

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feeds@yuku.com (shopprincess) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:29:09 GMT

my ears are bleeding, and she looks fat in that dress

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (justbrit01) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:25:58 GMT

i have never been able to watch her sing,lol

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (SelFish) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:10:50 GMT

Does she have Bells Palsy? WTF?

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (brneyechick82) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:09:22 GMT

Summer11 wrote:
she has a great voice and looks hot.

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (MissB123) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:03:29 GMT

natashadharma wrote:

Her screaming! Terrible, just terrible..

Whitney Houston...

Re: Jessica Simpson tries to sing the national anthem

feeds@yuku.com (Daisy Duke) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:29:46 GMT

I actually expected it to be a lot worse.� I didn't think she did too bad, but she did look like she was struggling a bit.� She's probably scared to death to screw up.

She did sound better here though:
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