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(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
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(303): You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____&#39;s birthday cake.
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(303): She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
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			<description><![CDATA[ (310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
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(718): messed up. what color are the wings?
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      (714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.

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  (843): I guess there&#39;s a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

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